The Apotheosis of Donald Trump

[PCIntern]

They have managed to begin the deification process of him in America a manner similar only to that prescribed in art and architecture for George Washington. The East Wing is just the first casualty.

It would not surprise me if such edifices as the Washington Beltway, Yosemite (Yo-Semite, right?) National Park, portions of the Interstate Highway System, and the like, were renamed and right soon.

But wait…there’s more. There’s ALWAYS more.

[Orrex]

1. Have a village girl bite his cheek, then send him across a rope bridge.

Crucifixion is also a good option.

[Kid Berwyn]

2. Flies In His Head

“Hardly knew Jeff Epstein.”

[Mysterian]

3. George Washington wasn't good enough for republicans

"Reagan National Airport" - a fucking disgrace.

[PCIntern]

4. Oh, didn't you know...?

Swear to God, I heard this multiple times: “It’s not like the airport is named after anyone now, so what do you care?”