Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Strangled by Don Jr., who misunderstood the plan to change Coke?

Preemptively stabbed by a well-known Prime Minister?

Vaporized by a certain PA Senator's proposed nuclear option?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. Bwaaaaaah😂😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220739847

[Orrex]

3. I'm grateful to have you, SheltieLover and niyad watching out for me!

[SheltieLover]

7. My pleasure!

[niyad]

20. What SheltieLover said!

[littlemissmartypants]

21. We love you, Orrex. ❤️

[Orrex]

27. Aw shucks!

[SheltieLover]

41. We sure do!

[SheltieLover]

2. Empty head mistaken by demolition crew for something belonging to US taxpayers?

Drown in enormous heap of vomit from taxpayers seeing pictures of the East Wing?

Flipped his yak fuzz wig over pictures of East Wing destruction being released?

Expired from self-inflicted injuries during toddler tantrum which spontaneously occurred when some rethug senators told him "no?" ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016415999 )

[surfered]

4. Executed by Lady Justice

President Trump met his demise when Lady Justice removed her blindfold, stepped off her pedestal. dropped the scales, drew her sword, and lopped off his head.

Before returning to her statuary form, she was heard to say, “Somebody had to do it.”

[SheltieLover]

8. Good one!

[Martin Eden]

25. That would make a great AI video!

Perhaps she can get him when he steps out of his King Trump fecal bomber.

[malaise]

5. No but

Jack Smith may be our Eliot Ness

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220739360

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

10. Hold the vision

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

12. Someday this nightmare will end 🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🍾

[SheltieLover]

16. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Waiting is tiresome!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[EYESORE 9001]

9. As much as I enjoy these threads

somehow, I don’t think I’ll miss them when they’re gone

[SheltieLover]

11. ...

[Harker]

18. They might be replaced with, "Is he still dead?"

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[EYESORE 9001]

33. Like Chevy Chase on primordial SNL Weekend Updates

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

[Harker]

36. That's precisely what caused me to think along those lines.

As it pertains to Trumpsky, his continued lifelessness will bring comfort to many, and joy to many more.

[EYESORE 9001]

40. My admonition to those charged with interring those wretched remains, dear Harker,

is that they bury him deep

[Harker]

42. Yes, deep.

In several locations distant from each other.

[electric_blue68]

51. Exactly what I thought; reading EYESORE's post #9!

[Martin Eden]

13. Overslept, could not be roused from bed

Not even when MacDonald french fries were stuck up his nose.

[malaise]

14. ROFL

😂😂

[Orrex]

15. Hey now!

[littlemissmartypants]

22. 😆 Hahaha!

[ultralite001]

38. Now there's another AI video

Dying to happen…

Krasnov stretched out in his jammies…
French fries stuck up his nose
Jr holding the mirror, watching for signs of life + breath…

(MAGAs would do this ‘cuz — science)

Jr, after waiting a few minutes…
Removes a fry
Aimlessly Inserts it into ketchup
While gazing at Krasnov…
Munch… munch…
Repeats w/ the second fry…
Dips it in ketchup
Mindlessly munching
While standing alongside Krasnov’s lifeless husk…

It could happen… it could be repeated w/ all Krasnov’s sick-o-phants

Do you want more fries w/ that, Jr??? Eric??? JD???

[Martin Eden]

39. LOL - I have another scenario which I posted in this daily thread some months ago

Krasnov is posting on his phone while sitting on his golden throne depositing his last digested Happy Meal.

The phone slips from his tiny hands into the putrid slop.

He stands up, spins around, trips over the trousers arounds his cankles, hits his head on the toilet rim, then drowns in his own shit

[ultralite001]

46. Priceless...

It could happen...

🤣🤣🤣

[Martin Eden]

47. Karmic Justice

America has been figuratively drowning in his shit for ten years now.

[Wicked Blue]

17. Wrecking ball dislodges chunk of East Wing

The Chunk o' Doom soars into the Gilded Oval Office, narrowly missing the red emergency Diet Coke button, but scores a direct hit into his ratty toupee and orange noggin.

[malaise]

19. Haha

😀

[twodogsbarking]

23. Crashed his shit jet after realizing he couldn't fly. It was a big beautiful crash.

[Orrex]

24. Nice!

[GopherGal]

44. Asphyxiated himself

after flying his shit-bomber too high without an oxygen mask over his nose (for fear of smudging his makeup.) Blackbox records of the audio showed his oxygen-deprived babbling was indistinguishable from the nonsense he spewed in his last speech.

[twodogsbarking]

45. His ass gas could power a jet I bet.

[Prairie_Seagull]

26. You almost owed me a keyboard.

Never take a drink of covfefe while reading an one of these Orrex threads.

[thinkingagain]

28. Lightning strike

Out of a clear blue sky

[malaise]

35. Red lightning facilitating his

Ascension into nothingness
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2025/oct/22/red-lightning-new-zealand-red-sprites

[thinkingagain]

49. Only thing that is incredibly amazing

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of red lightning

[malaise]

50. Same here

Found it fascinating

[QueerDuck]

29. A patriotic secret service agent?

[hlthe2b]

30. Rumor has it, very very soon!

(or so THIS fellow thinks)

[twodogsbarking]

31. Rod Serling sicks the earwig on Trump.

[Phentex]

32. Bit by rabid bat on Halloween

[Orrex]

43. That poor bat!

[republianmushroom]

34. Nope, not yesterday or last nigh, damn,

maybe today, hopefully, today.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

37. When, dammit??? 😡 😠 🤬

[ShazzieB]

48. Is hec dead yet? NO, DAMMIT! 😡

[Jack Valentino]

52. Don't post this in certain Ohio counties, or they'll throw you out of the fair!

LOL I thought of you when I read that story
about a certain county Democratic party org
giving away buttons that said "Is He Dead Yet?"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/is-he-dead-yet-trump-buttons-get-democratic-booth-kicked-from-fair-oh-cops-say/ar-AA1N17L4


OK, looks like it's happened in more than one state--- must be a MAGA hissy fit!
https://nypost.com/2025/10/15/us-news/winnebago-county-dems-hand-out-is-he-dead-yet-bracelet-in-apparent-reference-to-trump/