Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Drowned in concrete while trying out his "shaking tiny fists" dance in the new ballroom?

Stroked out while questioned under oath by Michael Wolff?

Pleasured to death by six mysterious figures in black robes?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Coldwater]

1. Well, he's dead from the neck up

does that count?

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Tripped over debris on floor of the former East Wing.

And somewhere Jackie Kennedy is smiling her secret smile.

[SheltieLover]

3. Massive heart attack while having nightmare about the discovery phase while his idiots attempt to prosecute Brennan?

Stroked out over stop work order issued on East Wing? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220741296 )

[SheltieLover]

4. Hmmm...

Those mysterious figures in black robes...

Guessing some, if not all, were customers of the eps pedo partnership.

[hlthe2b]

5. "Contemplating ALL of the Above..."

[surfered]

6. Dear President Trump: If you want to make America great again, all you have to do is drop dead!

Thank you for your attention this matter.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

7. One Day it will be over

Link to tweet

[Polly Hennessey]

8. Waiting, waiting, waiting. Sure is taking a long time.

[surfered]

9. Too long!

[Marthe48]

10. Strafed

After the felon destroyed the East Wing, the rest of the The White House provided no protection.

Choked on his own vomit.
Drowned from his clogged lungs.

[twodogsbarking]

11. A genie appears to Melaaaaaahiaaaaahhh and grants her one wish.

There will be no public viewing and interment will be in the foundation of the WH.

[niyad]

18. Absolutely NOT!! We do not want him anywhere near OUR HOUSE!!!

[twodogsbarking]

21. What would the mob do?

...take the canolli.

[MiHale]

12. Sorry, self wipeout of what I typed...

Way too angry at him for sarcastic barbs.

[generalbetrayus]

13. Strokes out after being forced to watch seasons 27 and 28 of South Park on a continuous loop.

[Prairie_Seagull]

14. Tie gets caught in jack hammer and strangles. nt

[twodogsbarking]

22. I was hoping for the tie ceiling fan and we could see him spinning around. Yeeeehaaaaw.

[republianmushroom]

15. Nope, damn, sure was praying and burning the voodoo candles.

[QueerDuck]

16. A falling transom window?

[niyad]

17. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

23. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Don’t feel alone. I didn’t get the black robes reference either. Judges?

[littlemissmartypants]

19. That last one caught me by surprise. But it also had me chuckling.

Thanks Orrex. ❤️

[niyad]

20. What is the reference to "six mysterious figures in black robes"? What

have I missed?

[generalbetrayus]

24. Conservative Supreme Court justices.

[Orrex]

25. Bingo

[niyad]

29. Thanks

[niyad]

28. Thank you. I wondered if there were some weird new players that

I did not know.

[Orrex]

30. Just the same old weird players, alas.

[Moostache]

26. Soon...one day soon, the blessed headlines await...

I feel like Dorthy singing "Somewhere over the Rainbow" about now... same longing and wishing for something to happen...

[Blue Owl]

27. Every day he doesn't, I let out a string of obscenities

[Grim Chieftain]

31. Well, we can't hope for a heart attack or a stroke

because the evil twit doesn't have a heart or a brain. Just please, please let it be something, the sooner the better.

[malaise]

32. No but

He’s sure pardoning thefraudsters