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Thu Oct 23, 2025, 11:11 AM Oct 2025

The Borowitz Report-Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home

Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home
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Ray Beckerman (@raybeckerman.bsky.social) 2025-10-23T15:08:12.194Z


https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/mike-johnson-has-no-comment-after

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— Mike Johnson had no comment on Thursday after Donald J. Trump demolished the House Speaker’s family home.

Johnson had reportedly been asleep when a backhoe came crashing through the wall of his master bedroom, sending the Speaker and his wife fleeing for safety.

At the White House, press secretary Karoline Leavitt offered scant explanation for Trump’s decision to level Johnson’s dwelling, saying only that he “felt like it.”

After initially refusing to comment, Johnson told reporters that he was “sure the President had a perfectly good reason for doing it” and invited Trump to total his car.

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The Borowitz Report-Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home (Original Post) LetMyPeopleVote Oct 2025 OP
Snort! surfered Oct 2025 #1
It's weird how, when you hear Johnson speak... Attilatheblond Oct 2025 #2
Baaahahahaaaa! electric_blue68 Oct 2025 #3
That's unacceptable! Glorious bastard Oct 2025 #4
 

Glorious bastard

(174 posts)
4. That's unacceptable!
Thu Oct 23, 2025, 01:47 PM
Oct 2025

If Harry Whittington had the good sense to apologize to Dick Cheney after being shot by him in the face, the least Mike Johnson owes Trump is a public apology.

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