Epstein Files Cover-up Day 276 and
Mike Johnson has informed everyone that Crumb The 1st will now wear his underwear backwards. Johnson stated that this change will allow him to mostly remain completely up the anus of Crumb The 1st and make it so he can once a day stick his head out of the fly to answer questions and make his claims to know nothing about anything.
A source close to the matter stated "Mike crawled in there long ago and he has found that it is a protected space where he feels comfortable and supported and although Mike is well known to be completely lacking a spine of his own he has found that he is able to exist in his worm-like state just wriggling himself back and forth past the other members of the administration who are similarly deeply embedded."
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