Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Carted off and buried with East Wing rubble?

Taken out by Venezuelans before he murders all of them?

He's the man in the back who's ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[surfered]

1. Peanuts

[2MuchNoise]

2. I think something's just gonna kill him. Something's going to kill him. He's going to be, like, dead.

[Orrex]

3. I was thinking about that one, in fact!

[LSparkle]

4. I see what you did there ... 😁

Nice use of lyrics from Sweet’s “Ballroom Blitz”!

[Orrex]

6. Wait, there's a song like that?

[Emile]

5. Carted off and buried with East Wing rubble, bahaha.

[hlthe2b]

7. "Oh, please, please tell me he is...!"

Yeah, it is Friday now, but damn...

[ShazzieB]

27. And this is me!

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

10. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[EYESORE 9001]

9. ...

They are waiting. Everyone in that frame is deceased.

[SheltieLover]

11. Sadly not yet, but it's still early.

[Prairie_Seagull]

12. Overworked and underpaid air traffic controllers

crash Air Force 1 into Gulf of Mex i mean America.

[surfered]

17. From our Canadian friends..

[twodogsbarking]

13. Beaten to an orange pulp by a judge's gavel.

It's hammer time.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Pissed off a good guy with a gun.

Vance says it was worth it, 2nd amendment and all.

[CaptainTruth]

15. Today's meme

[surfered]

18. 👍

[niyad]

23. NOOOOOO!!!! DO NOT eat that rancid pile of bile, kitties. It will make

you sick.

[CaptainTruth]

25. They'd puke!!!

Note the orange puke!!!

[littlemissmartypants]

16. Way to kick off the weekend, Orrex!! You had me at carted off. ❤️

[Dave Bowman]

19. He's so dumb that he forgot to breathe.

[TBF]

20. Asbestos, you have one job. nt

[republianmushroom]

21. Not last night, damn, hopefully today.

More voodoo candles, hope Amazon does run out.

[GiqueCee]

22. Hmmm...

... did I detect a hint of Led Zeppelin's Stairway To Heaven in that third line?
VERY cool!

[Wicked Blue]

24. Newly emergent Covid virus is secretly introduced into his Diet Coke

during his Asia junket. He is hospitalized and intubated upon return, but has already infected his aides and toadies, triggering the Plague of 2025. He does not survive.

QUESTION: what music should we select for the coast-to-coast conga line following his demise?

[Blue Owl]

26. Visualize a world without the orange senile sociopath