Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Pummeled by baseball bats from Toronto?

Slain in the name of famous leftist Saint Ronald?

Strokes out in a fit of onanism while "christening" the President Donald J. Trump Ballroom?


Holy shit why doesn't he just fucking die already, for any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Was doing this auto asphyxiation thing

with Lindsay Graham and it didn’t go well.

[surfered]

17. Another disgusting thought too early in the morning

[SocialDemocrat61]

22. You're welcome

Have a nice day

[58Sunliner]

23. Did they forget the erotic part and just sat nude in the garage with the car running?

[SheltieLover]

2. Slob keeled over in a fit of rage when Ford & Newsome friendly interaction over World Serious aired.

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/132293686 )

Choked on metal in can of coke? ( https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/24/some-cans-coca-cola-recalled-due-possible-metal-contamination )


Stroked out over name of proposed bridge in Memphis: King's Crossing. But it is not named for his slobbiness. It is named for MLK, BB King, & Elvis! ( https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/24/naming-ceremony-proposed-i-55-bridge/ )

📣 Emergency evac of all catsup containers ASAP! 🤣👍

Glass bridge connecting remainder of WH to Epstein ballroom collapsed under slob's enormous weight, & he decended into hell? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/132293654 )

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

5. Cripes, it has to be soon, doesn't it?

Eventually, whatever those doctors are doing to slobby to prop him up every couple of weeks will stop working.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

6. Yes, it needs to be soon. Before he destroys us all.

[SheltieLover]

7. I surely hope so!

[surfered]

14. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

31. Soon!

Before all the corks decompose.

[Emile]

4. Pummeled by baseball bats from Toronto, bwhaha.

Where do you come up with your great comments?

[twodogsbarking]

8. Fell into an industrial blender and was blended into orange mush and sprayed over the Gulf of Mexico.

From Shit Jet One.

[surfered]

16. Blue Jay fans call it the Gulf of World Series losers.

[SheltieLover]

32. Wahahaha!

[malaise]

41. Nice

😀

[Swede]

9. Chokes on a Argentinian steak.

No one wanted to get behind him and do the Heimlich maneuver because of the unbearable stench.

[malaise]

10. No but

He should be by the time power returns after Melissa hits us next week 😀

[surfered]

18. Good luck. 🙏

[SheltieLover]

33. Hoping it changes course, Malaise

[oldinmtdem92]

11. eats a Argentinian diseased cheese burger

[CaptainTruth]

12. Today's meme

[surfered]

13. I wish to register a complaint!

The thought of oananism and Donald Trump is too disgusting to expose to sentient beings.

[Orrex]

21. lol these are difficult times indeed!

And that was the toned-down version!

[Ocelot II]

26. South Park went there. With tweezers.

[milestogo]

15. I'm waiting impatiently, pushing pins into dolls

hoping I can speed on the wondrous event.

[surfered]

19. I've started using a nail and a hammer

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[SheltieLover]

34. Sledge hammer?

[niyad]

39. Now I have to see if the show is on youtube!

[SheltieLover]

40. Pls let me know

[niyad]

42. IT IS!!!! I just watched a few minutes of the pilot!

[Buddyzbuddy]

20. So far, only in my dreams. But what a dream it is.

Any other time it would be considered a nightmare. The new "ballroom" is filled with all of the nefarious characters for it's premiere. It was a night to remember. They were not screams of joy as it turns out.

[surfered]

24. Victory

[Joinfortmill]

25. No, goddammit!

[twodogsbarking]

27. Shoved a tear gas cannister up his exit ramp and sent him into space.

[Ocelot II]

28. How long, O Lord?

C'mon, God, this is getting ridiculous. Do we deserve this? OK, we suck, but just send some locusts and flies and boils, stuff we can deal with.

[Dave Bowman]

29. A house fell on him during a tornado. And the munchkins started to sing happily.

[surfered]

30. When I heard he was naming the ballroom after him,

I immediately thought the President Vonshitzinpanz Ballroom was an odd choice.

[republianmushroom]

35. Not last night, maybe while in Asia, we are a day closer.

[Blue Owl]

36. Splattered by his own out-of-control wrecking ball?

[hlthe2b]

37. "Ughh. Why does he haunt us all so?"

[Dulcinea]

38. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"