So the Trump voter's wife buys him a scale
to help him with his new diet. After a few days she asks him if he likes the scale and he replies “Gee I sure do, not only can I measure my weight in the morning but I can weigh how much I shit out.”
So the wife then says, “ Soooo…I guess you weigh yourself, go poop, and then weigh yourself after.”
He thinks for a bit and says, “Yeah, I guess you could do it like that.”
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Maybe I've led a very sheltered life. But I don't get it.
I had no idea.
I wouldn't say I am above the crudity. Rather that I've never been exposed to this level of it. 
I don' think I'm too classy, actually. I can be pretty dirty, under the right circumstances . . . 
Doing well right now. Just had an MRI to see if there are any cancer cells in my brain. Hopefully not! I'll know in a day or two.
❤️😍
More like pounds for me. 
a colonoscopy.
Turns out I wasn't full of crap. 
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