Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stroked out upon watching Bedtime for Bonzo?

Buried under tons of clean fill from the East Wing?

Pushed from the deck while visiting the USS Gerald Ford?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

4. Keep dreaming...ghe day is coming!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

5. And on that blessed day...🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

2. Still raging about St. Ronald's words on tariffs brought to light again by Canadian teevee ad, slobby chokes on KFC?

(https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220750680 )

Popped an aneurism trying to figure out why normal people are shocked to learn rethug chats were found to be "filled with violence, racism, & nazi praise?" ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016416298 )

Burnt to a glob of orange goop when AF1 crashed due go exhausted air traffic controllers? Fortunately the pilots, being intelligent persons, ejected safely while Hi-5ing during their descent to Earth. ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016416296 )

Stroked out over the audacity of Kamala inferring she might pursue anothet campaign for the WH? I mean, think of the horror of slobby sitting on his fat ass while Kamal campaigns at warp speed, knowing fleaon will "fix" things for him...

[2MuchNoise]

8. Just the thought of having to debate Kamala again should do the trick.

[SheltieLover]

9. No doubt!

[hlthe2b]

3. Repelled by all those who saw his "dementia dance" and finally succumbs to the ridicule...

...and if he somehow recovers (my Monday offering for which I will be incommunicado the next day or so)
Someone convinces him that "he alone" can tame this big boy (it does not go well):

[milestogo]

6. Just fucking died

because we all hate him so much.

[surfered]

7. Sadly, no.

[SheltieLover]

10. This, my friend, could be a stand alone no shit post

Bazinga!

[malaise]

11. No but

The sooner the better

[SheltieLover]

13. 79 yrs ago would've been perfect, don't you think?

Poster child for birth control & abortion.

[EYESORE 9001]

17. From what I've read

his parents probably wished there was such a thing as retroactive abortion

[ShazzieB]

25. I could see his mom feeling that way, but not his dad.

He was old Fred's favorite and his golden child. Maybe because it takes one (in this case a psychopath) to know one?

[AllaN01Bear]

12. greetings from the the night shift.

sadly , no. dang nabbit

[Mollyann]

14. Rhyming history

Time is up for The Damn Insane and his two older sons Doday and Ersay.

[republianmushroom]

15. Nope, damn, not last night

but we are a day closer, can't wait, impatient, I am.

[twodogsbarking]

16. Choked on the prize in The Happy Meal.

The happiest meal anyone has ever seen. Everyone is talking about it. They have never seen a meal this happy. Even the meal experts are saying so.

[TBF]

18. Pretty sure Vance will push him off the scaffolding

once construction gets underway ...

[CaptainTruth]

19. Today's meme

[NNadir]

20. Asbestos poisoning as the result of demolishing the West Wing?

[GreenEyedLefty]

21. Every day is a new day!

And one day closer!

[Phentex]

22. stumbles in the bathroom, cracks head open on gold toilet

Melania seals the door shut and tells the staff he's on a business call

[Jersey Devil]

23. I look forward to this post every day

When I wake up in the morning the first thing I do is make a cup of coffee, then sit down with my laptop to catch up on the news, always hoping that this will be the day I see a headline that will make me toss out my coffee and pop the cork of a champagne bottle sitting in the back of my refrigerator.

[generalbetrayus]

24. When Air Farts One goes down after it loses power, he jumps out of the plane with Barron's backpack on his back

instead of a parachute.

[Coldwater]

26. No such luck

[LW1977]

27. Saw scaled viper bite in asia.

Snake! Snake! Snake! Snake!

[Ocelot II]

28. Every day that passes is one day sooner.

[ShazzieB]

29. NO.

And I am NOT happy about it.