Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Drowned?

Eaten alive by starving MAGAts waiting for their SNAP disbursements?

Killed and buried in an Iowa cornfield?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

5. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

22. Keep it on ice until he is...

[homegirl]

27. Learned this today...

Newly uncovered notes from Mike Pence reveal Trump pressured him to overturn Biden’s win calling him a “wimp” for refusing.

“You're not protecting our country… you're supposed to support and defend our country,” Trump told him.
Pence reminded him: they swore an oath to the Constitution, not to Trump.

Trump tried to bully Pence into rejecting the certification, then sat and watched as a violent mob stormed the Capitol screaming “HANG MIKE PENCE.”

He never called in the National Guard.
He watched it happen.

All because his ego couldn’t handle losing.

If he didn’t care whether his own Vice President lived or died… why would he ever care about the American people?

[surfered]

29. Hopefully soon, they'll be keeping him on ice.

[SheltieLover]

21. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠

[malaise]

2. No but

we’d welcome him to a golf course anywhere in the South-West of JA about now😀

[niyad]

4. So glad to see you this morning. How are you doing?

[malaise]

7. In good spirits - chatting with siblings, family and friends and ready for

What’s coming. Don’t think we’ll get the worst of it but this island will be a total mess by tomorrow night.

[niyad]

9. hugggggs. Be as safe as you can, and check in when you can. We

will be here waiting anxiously.

[malaise]

11. Thanks

[surfered]

8. Glad you have kept your sense of humor

Recent forecasts have moved the projected landfall westward. Good for Kingston, bad for Alligator Pond and Montego Bay?

Stay safe🙏

[malaise]

15. Yes indeed

Truth is the entire island will be a mess but at least it won’t be Kingston waterfront landfall. My fear is loss of life.

[llmart]

13. He may show up with paper towels.

You have nothing to worry about. He's "large and in charge".

Well, maybe just the large part.

[surfered]

14. Bawaha

[malaise]

16. ROFL

😂

[Duncanpup]

3. Fuck no.

We’re still waiting.

[SheltieLover]

20. Tiresome, isn't it?

Yawn...

[surfered]

6. Throttled by air travelers when they realized the air traffic controllers could have been paid from the money...

Going to Argentina or the Epstein Ballroom or ICE or attorneys defending the Trump administration or Stephen Miller’s salary or ad infinitum corruptum….

[Prairie_Seagull]

10. Regected by philosphers path in Kyoto Japan

Fell in nearby waterway and drowned in a foot of water.

https://www.japan-guide.com/e/e3906.html

[spinbaby]

12. Sadly, no

But hopes and prayers.

Imagine living your live in such a way that the whole world will celebrate when you’re gone.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

17. Ate a tainted McDonalds hamberder

Made with Argentinean beef

[SheltieLover]

18. Not yet, but there is plenty of time left today for a fortunate event

[electric_blue68]

40. "for a fortunate event.".

Snort !!



2:05 AM
no cheering outside, so I guess not yet.
Dang! 😑

[SheltieLover]

41. And now we're another day closer...it's 1:14 am here

[electric_blue68]

42. Ah, you're one Time Zone West of me.

[SheltieLover]

43. ...

[republianmushroom]

19. Nope, not last night, damn.

I don't care how or why just let it be. Another day closer.

[Generic Other]

23. Does walking dead count?

Because that means he's been dead for years.

[CaptainTruth]

24. Today's meme

I may have already posted this, not sure.

[surfered]

30. I've not seen it before

[Buddyzbuddy]

25. Bodyman on the phone with the doctor,

"doc, I think he's gone. He's in bed, bloated and stinky. Oh, wait, he just farted."

The doctor "that's natural, the body releases gasses as part of the process."

Bodyman, "then you better get over here, doc.. Oh, nevermind, he just rolled over. Sorry doc, sigh it's another false alarm."

sorry, everybody, I started off trying to be funny and realized the scene was too real to be funny. It became more wishful thinking.
One day Orrex, one day.

[Orrex]

34. Your scene would play out very well visually.

Can't wait for that day!

[Buddyzbuddy]

36. Thank you, Orrex. I'm waiting like a 10 yr. old boy waiting to enter Disneyland.

Keep up the good work.

[LonePirate]

26. I read that his crew he admitted he had undergone a MRI recently.

I don’t know any further details.

[Seinan Sensei]

28. Overexertion from too much Fisty Dancing

[surfered]

31. A man with those moves doesn't need a ballroom.

[Wicked Blue]

32. Drifting supercharged asbestos dust wafts from the East Wing demolition into the Oval Orifice

(deliberate misspelling) and onto a charred hamburger being gobbled by the gluttonous geezer. The asbestos, enhanced by stray molecules of plutonium, causes instant mesothelioma and consequently, expiration.

[ShazzieB]

33. No, he's not.

Another day, another disappointment.

[Phentex]

35. Face bitten off by rats

Scurrying from the construction heap

[LetMyPeopleVote]

37. Team blood clot

Link to tweet

[struggle4progress]

38. When that man is dead and gone

[Totally Tunsie]

39. Wanders away from the Japanese Prime Minister and falls onto a hibachi

to be seared, grilled, and sauced.