He says he has stopped 8 wars?

[kentuck]

I wonder if he can stop the war that is going on in the waters off Venezuela? I hear they are blowing up boats just off the coast of Venezuela and asking no questions? Could they possibly be killing innocent people or is everyone in a boat presumed to be a drug dealer? Or is it something more opaque?

How can one expect a Nobel Peace Prize as they wage war themselves, on people they don't even know? Peoples lives should not be used in political pawn games. Perhaps someone could stop that war before they start requesting Nobel Peace Prizes?

Just a suggestion.

[Klarkashton]

1. Sure and I can eat 50 eggs.

[Deuxcents]

2. Only 8 wars?! He just signed a peace deal with Cambodia and Thailand..didn't know they were in a conflict

But he says he’s saving millions of lives so..

[SeattleVet]

3. It's simple (like him)...

he's going tomorrow start a war with Venezuela so he can stop the war with Venezuela and then claim that means he gets the Nobel for ending another war. Sort of like an arsonist wanting a medal from the Fire Department for pouring a cup of water on a fire he started.

That's pretty much the way the stinking mass of rancid oatmeal he has between his ears works. Somehow it all makes sense to him.

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. He'd probably prevent a few more if he'd just hurry up and die already. nt

[flvegan]

5. He's a liar and an idiot. It's quite the combo.

His moronic followers are cult members who can't think for themselves in any way, shape or form.

He could say he blew up the Death Star and those idiots would be like, "fuck those immigrant space workers anyway herp de durr durr!"

They're fucking stupid. It's okay to say, as it's factual.