Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shredded by 30,000 Amazon robots that he mistook for sexbots?

Fatal overdose of gadolinium during MRI prep?

Taken out by ninja in an Edo back alley?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Hugin]

1. Grokipedia suggested he order the chicken at a sushi bar?

Conflated Asian cultures once too often?

Learned that there is no Far East wing of the White House?

Insisted on demonstrating his perfect prowess with nunchucks?

Anything?

[malaise]

2. No but

I do wish he was on a beach in Alligator Pond in the only other country on the planet that starts with JA😀

[MiHale]

6. 👍

[littlemissmartypants]

11. Me, too. It's a shame that the hurricane hunters...

Didn't fly him up and drop him through the eye. I'd pay to watch that.

[SheltieLover]

17. Or just use a massive slingshot to fling him into it?

[surfered]

22. Like this one?

[SheltieLover]

25. Yes! Perfect!

You are so great at finding these!

[surfered]

33. 🙏

[SheltieLover]

35. ...

[bdamomma]

32. Love that

[Joinfortmill]

20. Glad to see you posting. Stay safe.

[niyad]

28. It is such a relief to see you here! How are you, how is everyone?

[surfered]

34. Yes, keep us posted. 🙏

[surfered]

37. Alligator Pond sounds like the perfect place for him

And he’s so plump and juicy.

[milestogo]

38. Is that his red tie?

What a glorious sight that would be!

[surfered]

41. Hope so!

[BigmanPigman]

3. Every day up wake up and read on DU that he hasn't died

I bet he'll die a day after I do, just to spite me.

Recently I heard that he is the adopted offspring of Guy and Rosemary Woodhouse, they reside at The Dakota in NYC. :no pity:

[malaise]

4. LOL

Yah think😀

[SocialDemocrat61]

5. Watched the World Series and ate a hot dog each inning

Choked on one in the 14th inning

[SheltieLover]

7. Shredded by magats losing SNAP benefits?

Psychotic split?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220753068

Injected with too much sedative &/or contrast for MRI? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220752972 )

Flips yak fuzz wig over Joe Biden's Lifetime Achievement Award at Kennedy Institute in Boston? ( https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/boston-kennedy-institute-joe-biden-lifetime-achievement/ )

📣 Catsup bottles, run for your lives!

Fatal whiplash over Murkowski joining Dems in filing suit against him over tariffs? ( https://www.newsweek.com/gop-senator-files-supreme-court-brief-with-democrats-against-donald-trump-10944952 )

[littlemissmartypants]

10. Well done, SL! ❤️

[SheltieLover]

13. Ty, Pants!

[LymphocyteLover]

8. I'll take literally any reason at all any time, to end this nightmare

[littlemissmartypants]

9. Oh my...

These are hilarious. I will now go pray for forgiveness for waking up the dog.

Thanks, Orrex. ❤️

[twodogsbarking]

12. Removed from the planet for being an invasive species.

TY Gov Newsom

[Dulcinea]

23. I love this one! nt

[Blue Owl]

14. Die motherfucker DIE

[niyad]

15. Alas, myy bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

18. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

24. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

26. Hold the vision!

[NNadir]

16. Killed in a midair collision between Air Force One and a Tesla corporate jet...

...because unpaid air ground controllers walked off the job?

[Joinfortmill]

19. No, and he may kill us all before he's done.

[IronLionZion]

21. Packed into an Amazon box and lost in shipping

The box got dropped off in Antarctica or an ice floe in the ocean.

[surfered]

27. Not yet, but there are hopeful signs.

Ordering an MRI is not routine for an annual physical and a drain being installed on his Star on the Hollywood Walk iof Fame is an indication he’s beginning to circle it.

(A doctored photo., but we need hope)

Pro tip: If you get to the afterlife and you see Donald Trump there, you’ll know you went to the bad place.

[CaptainTruth]

30. Love the meme!

[CaptainTruth]

29. Today's meme

[no_hypocrisy]

31. Solace, if any, to my DU Family

Something serious is going on.

You know Caroline L. won't disclose anything, IF she knows ANYTHING at all.

His demise could be today, tomorrow, six weeks, six months.

But it's coming and coming soon.

Please be patient.

He's not a cockroach (well, yes and no) and won't live forever.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

36. One day this will be a National holiday

Link to tweet

[hlthe2b]

39. "Just Hurry the F...k up!"

"For THIS I'll donate my box!"

[LW1977]

40. Bit by one of Asia's many venomous elapids or vipers

Go snakes!

[republianmushroom]

42. Nope, not last night, damn, so hopeful .

We are a day closer, maybe tonight, hopefully. Don't give a damn how, just it get done and soon.

[Wicked Blue]

43. Someone took a little glass of water, dumped it on a magnet

(or was it a MAGAt) he explained to the Navy. The Navy people struggled to stifle their snickers, while someone accidentally heaved a mopful of slop water at him. And he MELTED like the wicked witch of the west.

[BH liberal]

44. There are so many good parody songs and memes online...

Anybody remember the Chad Mitchell Trio?

And I paraphrase:

We've licked the tetanus and the mumps
And plagues that used to mock us
We've got the answer for the clap
The smallpox cannot pock us
We found the antibodies for the staphylostreptococcus
But the universal curse
From Portland to Crimea
The bug of bugs that bugs us still
And begs for panacea
Oh who will find the antidote for
Trumpsnotgonorrhea