Upon entering the gates of hell, which of the following will Trump exclaim?

[Chasstev365]

A. DAD! MOM! ROY! JEFFERY!
B. This is SO UNFAIR! The Christians LOVED ME like I was Jesus himself!
C. My hell in Atlantic City was much worse than this, believe me!
D. Everyone knows only I can make a better deal with Satan.

[MiHale]

1. WHAT!...YOUR TELLING ME GOLD MELTS AWAY!

And the devil, laughing hysterically, went on vaporizing Au.

[OC375]

2. E. "Honey, I'm home!"

[True Dough]

3. "Witch hunt!"

That's my guess.

[BeerBarrelPolka]

4. E.

This place is hotter than Ivanka!

[Chasstev365]

6. LMAO

[kerouac2]

5. E. You don't want me either??

Seriously, it may be hell but they aren't going to want to be with that a hole any more than the folks in heaven...

[sop]

7. I don't think Satan wants to be stuck with Trump for eternity.

It's probably why he hasn't died yet.

[Jerry2144]

8. Right. What did Satan ever do that deserves an eternity with trump

[usedtobedemgurl]

9. I'm home!!!

[SocialDemocrat61]

10. "I'd rather rule in hell

than serve in heaven"

[musette_sf]

11. "Oh, hi, Rush"