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Chasstev365

(8,124 posts) Tue Oct 28, 2025, 07:27 AM Oct 2025

Upon entering the gates of hell, which of the following will Trump exclaim?

A. DAD! MOM! ROY! JEFFERY!
B. This is SO UNFAIR! The Christians LOVED ME like I was Jesus himself!
C. My hell in Atlantic City was much worse than this, believe me!
D. Everyone knows only I can make a better deal with Satan.

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Upon entering the gates of hell, which of the following will Trump exclaim? (Original Post) Chasstev365 Oct 2025 OP

WHAT!...YOUR TELLING ME GOLD MELTS AWAY! MiHale Oct 2025 #1

E. "Honey, I'm home!" OC375 Oct 2025 #2

"Witch hunt!" True Dough Oct 2025 #3

E. BeerBarrelPolka Oct 2025 #4

LMAO Chasstev365 Oct 2025 #6

E. You don't want me either?? kerouac2 Oct 2025 #5

I don't think Satan wants to be stuck with Trump for eternity. sop Oct 2025 #7

Right. What did Satan ever do that deserves an eternity with trump Jerry2144 Oct 2025 #8

I'm home!!! usedtobedemgurl Oct 2025 #9

"I'd rather rule in hell SocialDemocrat61 Oct 2025 #10

"Oh, hi, Rush" musette_sf Oct 2025 #11

MiHale

(13,163 posts)

1. WHAT!...YOUR TELLING ME GOLD MELTS AWAY!

Reply to Chasstev365 (Original post)

Tue Oct 28, 2025, 07:32 AM

Oct 2025

And the devil, laughing hysterically, went on vaporizing Au.

OC375

(1,104 posts)

2. E. "Honey, I'm home!"

Reply to Chasstev365 (Original post)

Tue Oct 28, 2025, 07:34 AM

Oct 2025

True Dough

(27,299 posts)

3. "Witch hunt!"

Reply to Chasstev365 (Original post)

Tue Oct 28, 2025, 07:38 AM

Oct 2025

That's my guess.

BeerBarrelPolka

(2,173 posts)

4. E.

Reply to Chasstev365 (Original post)

Tue Oct 28, 2025, 07:47 AM

Oct 2025

This place is hotter than Ivanka!

Chasstev365

(8,124 posts)

6. LMAO

Reply to BeerBarrelPolka (Reply #4)

Tue Oct 28, 2025, 08:08 AM

Oct 2025

kerouac2

(1,519 posts)

5. E. You don't want me either??

Reply to Chasstev365 (Original post)

Tue Oct 28, 2025, 07:51 AM

Oct 2025

Seriously, it may be hell but they aren't going to want to be with that a hole any more than the folks in heaven...

sop

(19,287 posts)

7. I don't think Satan wants to be stuck with Trump for eternity.

Reply to Chasstev365 (Original post)

Tue Oct 28, 2025, 08:21 AM

Oct 2025

It's probably why he hasn't died yet.

Jerry2144

(3,317 posts)

8. Right. What did Satan ever do that deserves an eternity with trump

Reply to sop (Reply #7)

Tue Oct 28, 2025, 08:51 AM

Oct 2025

usedtobedemgurl

(2,069 posts)

9. I'm home!!!

Reply to Chasstev365 (Original post)

Tue Oct 28, 2025, 09:01 AM

Oct 2025

SocialDemocrat61

(8,031 posts)

10. "I'd rather rule in hell

Reply to Chasstev365 (Original post)

Tue Oct 28, 2025, 09:11 AM

Oct 2025

than serve in heaven"

musette_sf

(10,502 posts)

11. "Oh, hi, Rush"

Reply to Chasstev365 (Original post)

Tue Oct 28, 2025, 09:47 AM

Oct 2025

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