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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsUpon entering the gates of hell, which of the following will Trump exclaim?
A. DAD! MOM! ROY! JEFFERY!
B. This is SO UNFAIR! The Christians LOVED ME like I was Jesus himself!
C. My hell in Atlantic City was much worse than this, believe me!
D. Everyone knows only I can make a better deal with Satan.
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Upon entering the gates of hell, which of the following will Trump exclaim? (Original Post)
Chasstev365
Oct 2025
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MiHale
(13,009 posts)1. WHAT!...YOUR TELLING ME GOLD MELTS AWAY!
And the devil, laughing hysterically, went on vaporizing Au.
OC375
(905 posts)2. E. "Honey, I'm home!"
True Dough
(26,621 posts)3. "Witch hunt!"
That's my guess.
BeerBarrelPolka
(2,173 posts)4. E.
This place is hotter than Ivanka!
Chasstev365
(7,760 posts)6. LMAO
kerouac2
(1,495 posts)5. E. You don't want me either??
Seriously, it may be hell but they aren't going to want to be with that a hole any more than the folks in heaven...
sop
(18,536 posts)7. I don't think Satan wants to be stuck with Trump for eternity.
It's probably why he hasn't died yet.
Jerry2144
(3,271 posts)8. Right. What did Satan ever do that deserves an eternity with trump
usedtobedemgurl
(2,044 posts)9. I'm home!!!
SocialDemocrat61
(7,577 posts)10. "I'd rather rule in hell
than serve in heaven"
musette_sf
(10,483 posts)11. "Oh, hi, Rush"