Ok, so what are the best guesses on that MRI that was perfect?

[bluestarone]

My guess is some sort of Head problem. ( i know he FN crazy, but i'm thinking possible blood flow problem.)

[leftstreet]

1. They couldn't explain the mini strokes, so PeRfeCT

[Blues Heron]

2. It just means he didn't move his head during the procedure so it didn't blur the image of his massive brain damage

[Grolph_]

3. Legs

They wanted to look at his cankles.

[bif]

4. There was nothing perfect about it.

But the Lier-in-Chief and all of his ass-kissers will cover it up. Hopeful he'll assume room temperature by the end of the year.

[Moostache]

13. I'll settle for cold and stiff in refrigeration... (n/t)

[Dave Bowman]

5. His whole brain is a huge tumor.

[EuterpeThelo]

7. I'd suggest

his entire BEING is a huge, malignant tumor on the entire world.

[CrispyQ]

14. Was there ever a more prescient cartoon?

[bluestarone]

9. Yea, hope they decide to

Remove the brain and leave the tumor

[Historic NY]

6. A cardiac MRI is hours long...

I have one last year. They might have been doing one with contrast to check for artery blockages.

[Ocelot II]

8. MRIs are used to diagnose a variety of conditions, not all of them brain or other neurological.

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They are also used for spinal and orthopedic problems, cardiac symptoms, possible tumors, all kinds of things. The important point is that they are not used for routine screening. Trump seems to be a hot mess all over, so who knows what they might have been looking for? The drooping face and dragging his right foot suggests a minor stroke, but other conditions are possible explanations. Does anyone remember when John McCain asked incoherent questions during a Senate hearing and it was assumed he'd had a stroke or TIA? It wasn't that at all.

[maxsolomon]

38. Orthopedic issues is all I've ever had them for.

They ID the damage. Not that I've ever done anything about my knee, my shoulder, my spine...

[mercuryblues]

10. Ok

who had a fucking MRI and when?

Any details?

Bueller?
Bueller?
Bueller?

[bluestarone]

12. The word PERFECT MRI should tell the whole story

[patphil]

11. He has a beautiful MRI scan; the best the doctor has ever seen.

Trump's MRI has been circulated all over the world, and heart doctors everywhere are unanimous in their praise of Trump's MRI.
Many doctors were brought to tears when they saw it. Textbooks are being rewritten to include a copy of his MRI scan.
One doctor was quoted, "Trump's as strong as an Ox, and twice as smart".

[Moostache]

16. Don't forget the constant refrain:

Nobody has ever seen such a perfect MRI maybe in the history of forever. So we'll have to see about that...

I wish I could have been in his preschool and kindergarten classes...I would have bullied the ever loving shit out of him for being so goddamn needy and whiny all the time (and no, I would not have felt the least bit bad about it knowing what I know now).

[TheRickles]

28. But now you'd be thinking that we're all reaping what you sowed!

[GusBob]

15. Dont forget: He lies about everything

He says "ask the Drs" dont privacy laws prevent them from saying anything?

Other Drs have lied for him (weight and height for example). The one awhile ago said all his results were "positive" The usual terminology are negative or normal. Maybe his STD testing came back positive?

"Perfect" is a word that I dont think is used...nothing is perfect, it's normal or not. Even then normal results can miss stuff

He is lying, I dont reckon an MRI can detect for a habitual liar

[Moostache]

18. A guy in THAT shape and at HIS AGE? STD? Zero chance...

Let's be serious. He and his illegal immigrant third wife have not been naked together in probably the last 15 years. She may still be ridig the hobby horse with secret service agents or pool boys, but he is not - unless he is gobbling down GRAMS worth of Viagra and other "aides".

If people want to REALLY get under his skin they should start rumors that Melania has a book deal to publish a memoir the day after he dies that will detail all of her infidelities and rates them on a scale of just how much better than Trump they all were in bed. He would blow steam out of every orifice for days - or maybe it would trigger the soon-to-arrive fatal cardiac event?

I don't know, I am just asking questions - haven't some people already hinted at some or all of that?

[GusBob]

20. I know, I know

It was just an example of how the word 'positive" for test results is not used in a good way

If I recall right, the letter the Dr wrote (he was that NY guy) "all his test results were positive"

[mwmisses4289]

37. Isn't that the same one who a few years later

came out and said that trumpy had written up that letter and threatened him if he didn't sign it?

[PatSeg]

40. Yes, he alleged that Trump gave him the letter to sign

The doctor didn't write it.

[GusBob]

41. yes I believe so

At the time the fact that it was not written as a physician would ( all his tests positive) , it was alleged to be generated by Trump

[Ocelot II]

24. He could have tertiary syphilis that he contracted years ago, though,

when the teeny peeny was still somewhat operational and he could find it under the fat rolls. But I doubt it; that's pretty rare these days.

[Ms. Toad]

17. I don't think it was an MRI.

I think it was a CT scan, and he doesn't know the difference.

He said all the info was released in the report right after the exam. The report released (or Levitt's comments) referenced heart age compared to chronological age. That comes from a cardiac calcification score - which is obtained using a CT machine.

I don't think he knows the difference.

[leftstreet]

25. That makes perfect sense n/t

[maxsolomon]

39. Plus, CTs are short. MRIs you have to be still and STFU in a claustrophobic tube for 20, 30 min.

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Impossible for that Adderall-addled Narcissist.

To my Radiologist son, "perfect" would mean the imaging was good.

The CT revealed that MFer lacks any semblance of a soul.

[Jerry2144]

19. It was a brain scan. It came up negative.

No brain found

[GreenWave]

22. Probably an unfortunate worm ate it and died a horrible death.

[underpants]

34. 😳

[BOSSHOG]

21. Every Episode of the EPSTEIN FILES is running on a continuous loop

In his brain. That and the routine lies and self love. He wants to maintain the secrets, but he also sees the millions to be had from the release of THE BIG BEAUTIFUL MRI. A thought comes to mind describing a Sailor in the early 70s in Tijuana. He’s a sick motherfucker.

Please do not let this post distract you from the fact THAT THE EPSTEIN FILES EXIST.

[cayugafalls]

23. They asked the lizard inside to stop urinating in the suit during the daytime.

The bulge from the accumulated urine can be seen in his ankles and they warned the lizard if the suit burst while the cameras were rolling the gig would be up...

[bucolic_frolic]

26. Liver

Everything runs through the liver, and thus begins in the liver.

[JT45242]

27. As my kids would say -- there was a perfectly empty space in his skull

When I had a brain MRI to check for longterm concussion effects -- they predicted it would be NEGATIVE FOR ANY BRAINS WHATSOEVER

Perhaps the same is true for Mango Mussolini

[Chasstev365]

29. 6 weeks after a stroke

Standard medical pratice.

[SARose]

30. Cardiac CT scan?

Had one last year including the coronary artery calcium scan.

Mine was perfect!🤭

[C_U_L8R]

31. Because he couldn't fit in the tube?

[Arazi]

32. He had a stroke and the MRI was measuring vascular damage

An MRI is used to measure vascular improvement 4, 8, 12 weeks post episode (for rich morherfuckers). He had the stroke the weekend he was awol a few weeks ago.

(I am not a doctor or stroke specialist but this guy is). Great Bluesky follow

@haydommp.bsky.social

[yardwork]

36. That's my non-medical guess.

He had a stroke. They're doing follow-up.

Between his constant lying and his delusions, who knows what he really believes.

Plenty of people have mild strokes and they recover.

[MiHale]

33. He gave it away talking about his 'IQ' test.

Then a MRI…we didn’t think it was for his ankles, knees, heart, could be carotid…I had one done before the stent went in…but I wasn’t given a cognitive test…that was done after my strokes.

[allegorical oracle]

35. The MRI machine performed well? Reminder: HE lies. nt

[LetMyPeopleVote]

42. trump is senile and is hiding his health issues

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