Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

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Bitten by a missing Mississippi medical monkey?

Killed in an explosion when he spilled water on a magnet?

Stroked out while trying to pronounce "Mugunghwa?"


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[hlthe2b]

1. "My Herpes B infection will give him severe brain damage..."

(Unfortunately, no one will know the difference)

[SheltieLover]

2. Wandered off the island & encountered an electric shark?

Stroked out over bipartisan amicus brief filed with SCrOTUS? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016416478 )

[Prairie_Seagull]

3. Target of bromance, Kim Jung-Un of N. Korea

refusal to meet with it, causes heart attack.

[surfered]

7. 🙏

[twodogsbarking]

4. Ignoring the FAA the king overloads poop force one with brown stuff and crashes on take-off.

The last time he was more than full of shit.

[GopherGal]

13. Sustained a fatal head injury in the crash

due to his refusing to wear a protective helmet instead of the cheapo crown from the Party City clearance sale.

The overload of Poop Force One came about because the imbecile assigned to do the load calculation believed Dr. Bornstein's assertion that Trump's weight was 236 lbs.

[twodogsbarking]

15. 236 kilos. A miscalculation.

[GopherGal]

19. Ah, that makes more sense

'mericans and their irrational fear of the metric system*.

But it's still unclear if they appropriately accounted for the weight of his diaper-load.

*There could be a Halloween costume idea in that. Some sort of creepy-crawly with "centimeter" on one side and "she/her" on the other... Add a Kamala mask and you're sure to scare some MAGAt or another into a heart attack.

[Seinan Sensei]

5. He got away from his handlers

and wandered into the area he thought was the roof of the East Wing
Construction workers mistook him for asbestos, or black mold, or something toxic, so they scooped him up and hauled him away.

[surfered]

6. Died of apoplexy when Rand McNally released their new map

Sorry: I originally posted this to the wrong place. Not fully awake yet

[SocialDemocrat61]

8. Made a pass at the Prime Minister

and she had him beheaded.

[2MuchNoise]

9. Where are you niyad?

[republianmushroom]

10. Nope, not last night, , damn.

The up side , we are a day closer to that day.

[jls4561]

11. When asked to explain the workings of hydraulics after his rant about magnets, became disoriented, screamed

“Giraffe! Stable genius! Aced it!” and promptly threw himself overboard, where SheltieLover’s ever vigilant electric shark was waiting.

[Marcuse]

12. The boys in the newsroom have a running bet.

[GopherGal]

14. Widow unavailable to come to the set...

Rumors circulating suggest either recurrent kidney issues or stalking of Katy Perry are keeping Mrs. Drumpf from accompanying her beloved husband to Japan

[electric_blue68]

16. No cheering out my window, so I guess not yet.....

Dang 😑

[hunter]

17. Have you or anyone you know actually seen Trump alive?

For all we know Trump is dead and cremated, his ashes sprinkled upon one of his golf courses. Now he's AI generated -- an AI directed by JD Vance and Steven Miller.

Our subservient press is perfectly happy talking to a tennis ball on a stick "for security reasons," with the image and voice of Trump rendered in real time for the television viewing audience.

[Wicked Blue]

18. He visits Chicago to inspect his newest hellscape, and an ICE creep accidentally

tosses a teargas canister into the gold-plated trumpmobile's open window. Orange Traitor weeps himself to death by dehydration, leaving a desiccated carcasss resembling a moldy dried apricot.