Could this be my "get out of jail free" pass as a " moderate drinker"?

[Mme. Defarge]

COVID-19 mRNA vaccines can trigger the immune system to recognize and kill cancer, research finds

https://www.livescience.com/health/cancer/covid-19-mrna-vaccines-can-trigger-the-immune-system-to-recognize-and-kill-cancer-research-finds

[ananda]

1. Wow. I've had 9 or ten shots now...

so I oughta be pretty immune to cancer.

I hope.

[Mme. Defarge]

2. Moi aussi!

Down with cancer and dementia! 🥂🤞🏻

[ananda]

4. Who knows.. it might prevent dementia too.

[wcmagumba]

3. Cancer, we don't need no stinking cancer...

[yardwork]

5. I like this thinking!

[ProfessorGAC]

6. I Sure Hope They're Right

Would be a huge step forward.

[LudwigPastorius]

7. Cue Trump claiming that he has "cured cancer".

[House of Roberts]

8. Doesn't say anything about 'drinking'

in the article, moderate or otherwise.

[Easterncedar]

9. OP may be referring to the increased risk of cancer from drinking

That’s how I read it.

[Mme. Defarge]

11. Oui!

[Ms. Toad]

10. Cancer x 2 + 10 (IIRC) vaccinations.

I guess the good news is that it is 3+ weeks since my last one, and I don't yet have massive headaches.

[mitch96]

12. I just read the other day that the Shingles vaccine appeared to lower new dementia diagnoses by 20%

https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2025/03/shingles-vaccination-dementia.html

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-08800-x