Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Vaporized during botched nuclear test?

Lost his Covfefe in South Carerdddd?

Assassination solicited on Bluesky?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Not yet that I know of, but it is still early...

[malaise]

2. No but

I wish him stage 5 anything.

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220759779#post3

[Celerity]

3. No.

[hlthe2b]

4. "oh, it is all too much! A pox on your house, orange one!"

[malaise]

6. Hehe

😀

[SocialDemocrat61]

5. Melania caught him and Mike Johnson

in bed and shot them both.

[GopherGal]

14. I'm not a super big fan of Melania,

but if she did indeed rid us of both Donvict and Speaker Mike, we might need to petition President Ocasio-Cortez to award her a medal of freedom or something.

To get the Nobel Peace Prize, she'd probably need to dispose of Bobby Brainworm too, while she's at it. But the Nobel committee may fear that the seismic activity that would come from Donvict's grave at seeing Melania get a Nobel Peace Prize would be too dangerously destructive to allow that to happen. But the South Park episode would be fabulous.

[CaptainTruth]

7. Today's meme

[surfered]

8. Killed in a bizarre construction accident at the East Wing of the White Housr

[republianmushroom]

9. Damn, not last night, but, we are getting closer.

Must have patience, it will happen.

[GopherGal]

10. Heard about a "rapidly developing" young gal in the Caribbean named Melissa

and wanted to take her "furniture shopping", so he stopped by his dear departed buddy Epstein's place for old times' sake. Poop Force One crashed in the 180-mph winds.

Reports suggest he failed to grab any felines before the crash, but meteorologists express admiration for Melissa's eyes.

[GopherGal]

12. Black box recording suggests there were fisticuffs over Melissa's rating

with a meteorologist calling her a five, while an unidentified person in the cock pit indignantly insisted she was "a thousand percent better than that, maybe a six-seven"

[Blue Owl]

11. Wandered off into the direction of this fine fellow....

[GopherGal]

13. Looking for advice on his golf swing?

[Phentex]

15. Got wet in the rain and melted

Ding dong