I'm Not a Garland Fan, But Other Than This Particular Appalling Slow-walk I Think His Record Is Pretty Unimpeachable

[The Roux Comes First]

And we know Felon #1 has a lifetime of experience in bullying, cheating, and lying his way out of all sorts of imbroglios. He's never been held accountable for anything of consequence in his whole life, to my knowledge, other than wrist-slaps for total F-ups like his "undervirsity."

So Garland has plenty of company.