Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Overcome by asbestos dust while burying the Epstein files the the East Wing rubble?

Orange head cut open and shriveled husk of a brain removed for use in Melania's White House decoration?

Collapsed after wandering around Japan unattended?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Lindsay Graham found out

about him and Mike Johnson and did this whole murder-suicide thing. He'll hath no fury...

[malaise]

2. No but

hopefully his body will SNAP before he starves millions to death.

[twodogsbarking]

3. Slaughtered by the action figures he had saved from his Happy Meals.

[Orrex]

20. That's a good one.

Unusual and yet sufficiently grounded in reality to allow us to hope!

[surfered]

4. Accidentally euthanized by an Animal Control Officer looking for that escaped monkey.

The officer later admitted not being to tell the difference between monkeys and Orangutans .

[CaptainTruth]

12. Reminds me of the "Bush or Chimp" website!

[surfered]

25. Yes. The Smirking Chimp.

[CaptainTruth]

27. I was thinking of bushorchimp.com

The site is gone now but I found a sample of it on Reddit. It was a collection of pics of chimps making the same expression as GW Bush. It gave me a bit of entertainment while enduring the PNAC "WMDs in Iraq" lies.

[SheltieLover]

5. No, but it's still early. Plenty of time for a fortunate event to occur.

[mwb970]

6. This is taking much longer than I had hoped.

[surfered]

14. Much too longer.....

[Joinfortmill]

7. No, but I believe millions are praying it will happen soon.

[LymphocyteLover]

8. Sadly, no. He's still fucking Satan.

[Prairie_Seagull]

9. While doing research

slipped and fell off the Great wall of China.

[surfered]

15. MAGA doing their own research.

A child? Maybe, but these people are adults

[Prairie_Seagull]

18. So funny.

[Farmer-Rick]

10. Almost.......

He's getting there. He has totally lost his mind. Can't talk in complete sentences. Loses his way to the podium. Can't find where he's going. Making nonsense comments about Canada in Japan, catapults, steam engines, good looking people.

The only reason he's still acting as if he's a president is because of all the enablers surrounding him. But they could say anything to him and he wouldn't know the difference.

He's in crazy land and only pokes his balding orange head out of his crazy land when they pump him up with the good drugs. He needs to be in a nursing home.

So, I bet he's coming to the end soon.

[CaptainTruth]

11. Kitty wants to know

[surfered]

16. Worth an encore...

[MichMan]

13. No

[surfered]

17. Sad!

[hlthe2b]

19. "Our primate allies preparing to take on the orange one: NO KINGS!"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. Another day of disappointment

Link to tweet

[republianmushroom]

22. Nope, not yet, but we are a day closer to that event.

Must be patient, keep telling self, other half says, patients be damn, lets get it done now.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

23. Slipped and hit his head.

Thrown off balance walking with the new gold crown South Korea gave him.

[Grim Chieftain]

24. Maybe the devil is still digging a deeper pit in hell for him

[2MuchNoise]

26. Yes, it takes time in that heat.

[GopherGal]

28. still waiting

From Dusseldorf in 2000, so her (brief) intro is in German, but listen to the end:

Since it's from 2000, the reference to "maggots are getting fat" seems prescient.