Epstein Files Cover-up Day 284 and
things seem to be heating up internationally and perhaps someone will spill what they know about Crumb The 1st. You might think that US Attorney General Pam "$25,000" Bondi would be investigating the money laundering aspect, at least, but she is rumored to be too busy pursuing the 2nd and 3rd cousins of the political opponents of Crumb The 1st to find out if they have any unpaid overdue library book fines.
"Cash" Patel has reportedly elevated to top priority an in depth investigation nationwide to people who forget to turn in their plastic "key cards" at motels and hotels. The plan is rumored to include Patel using his FBI jet to fly to various luxury hotels, spending several nights and observing the checkout process in the morning.
While money laundering could be considered a National Security issue, Kristi "Dead-Aim" Noem is rumored to have been asked whether DHS might get involved but the rumored response was that she didn't feel she could spare the time since there are still so many brown people in the country and she may be considering adding Italians to the list since it was pointed out to her that many of them don't look "quite white enough". It is believed that information may have come from Stephen "Goosestepping" Miller.