When I see masked guys waving guns, I

[struggle4progress]

18 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	find out how much they charge for a keg and a bag of ice
	0 (0%)
	explain that Halloween is over
	0 (0%)
	helpfully offer directions to the nearest bank
	0 (0%)
	tell them "The end is near" and demand they repent
	0 (0%)
	ask if they have any ID
	1 (6%)
	show them my "Trump-on-a-rope" novelty soap
	0 (0%)
	organize a flash-mob sing-along of "All you fascists bound to lose"
	3 (17%)
	repeatedly blow loud bursts on my referee whistle
	0 (0%)
	call 911
	12 (67%)
	other
	2 (11%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
Show usernames Disclaimer: This is an Internet poll

[-misanthroptimist]

1. I don't know how I'd react.

It would depend on several different factors -my mood that day, what specifically the masked gunmen were doing, the general environment in the area.

[John Farmer]

2. Wait! I'll go get my mask and gun!

[IcyPeas]

3. Invite them in and cook them a meal:

Kristi Noem criticized Gov. JB Pritzker and the media for "trying to demonize immigration officers", and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook them a meal for their families. I might make one of the NAZI bastards a big shitburger to eat....and then again, no. Fuck them!

— Randy N. (@nieds54.bsky.social) 2025-10-20T22:29:31.604Z

[ProfessorGAC]

4. Other

I assume they're criminals.