Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Mysteriously blasted by lightning on a clear day after denying Eucharist to ICE detainees?

Stroked out at the news that Dilbert might be interrupted?

Coronary upon realizing that Andrew still owes him money for services rendered?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Not yet, but plenty of time today for the fortunate event to occur.

[surfered]

2. Not yet, but there's a chance he will be taken out...

…by Americans responding to emails from a Nigerian Prince promising a share of his fortune for the removal of this meddlesome US President.

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. Turned on the TV to watch his 60 Minutes interview

but turned on ABC by mistake and saw the Michelle Obama interview instead. Thought he had turned into a black woman and killed himself.

[2MuchNoise]

5. Orange is the new black?

[hlthe2b]

6. He's so damned rancid...

Even this pride of lions won't eat him... (and they will eat nearly anything)...

[malaise]

7. No but

Something is going to SNAP

[republianmushroom]

8. Not last night, damn, hoping it would happen before winter.

Don't care how it happens just let it happen.

[Celerity]

9. Trumpy is dead

Bob Trumpy, legendary Cincinnati Bengals tight end and broadcaster, dies at 80

https://eu.cincinnati.com/picture-gallery/sports/nfl/bengals/2025/11/03/bob-trumpy-former-cincinnati-bengals-star-and-broadcaster-dies/87063335007/

[niyad]

12. Geez, way to get my hopes up!!!

[GreenWave]

14. And so it begins...

[malaise]

15. Y. Y. Y?

Wrong one

[Blue Owl]

10. The Witch of November bagged a fatty

[Orrex]

11. Nice one!

[GreenWave]

13. Well he isn't campaigning in Virgin eye a

Maybe?

[sop]

16. Last night I had a dream...

Too much?

[Wicked Blue]

17. Suffocated under a slew of shiny sequins shed by swaying showgirls

during his Great Ghastly shebang.

Say that six times fast.

[TBF]

18. Have hope - tomorrow is election day

and he will completely freak out (and possibly self-combust) if/when Mamdani wins!

[bluestarone]

19. Not yet, but it would not surprise me if the cause of death will be

CHOKING on a million lies!