Mike Johnson: 'My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor'

[videohead5]

https://theonion.com/mike-johnson-my-christian-faith-is-more-about-not-jacking-off-than-feeding-the-poor/

[boonecreek]

1. Almost got me.

Can't rec this enough.

[Silent Type]

2. That is the essence of it. I'm using that. Thanks.

[ananda]

3. OMG, I thought it was real.

That's how crazee these Republicans are these days.

[RockRaven]

4. Not jacking off... *with his "adopted" son*

[Jack Valentino]

5. unless it is about jacking off to PEDOPHILE PORN---

on that he's wide open

[Jack Valentino]

6. Mike Johnson's Bible has all the quotes from Jesus CROSSED OUT...... !

(they were in red, so he must be a communist!)

[crud]

7. I haven't read the article yet

and I'm laughing my ass off already.

[czarjak]

8. "Pick up a Bible and read it."?

Got gall?

[SirReal69]

9. 9 times out of 10 the Onion is better reading than other news sources.

9 times out of 10 the Onion is better reading than other news sources.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. Welcome to DU

[MineralMan]

11. Rings True Despite Its Source!

LOL!