Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Took steps to end Cheney's headline dominance?

Beaten to death while fighting Jonathan Bailey for the title?

Swept away by a blue wave?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Shoveled into the dustbin by rethugs after Blue tsunami?

Realized, in a rare moment of clarity, that he really was on the ballots yesterday & stroked out?

Heart attack while haunted by Darth's ghost?

I'm sure yesterday's fabulous wins for Dems have brought him a step closer to his feared end.

[2MuchNoise]

2. Overcome by the smell of onions and mustard.

[Orrex]

4. Nice one!

[littlemissmartypants]

12. DUzy! 🏆🏅

[runnergirl]

3. perhaps he will choke

on an unopened packet of ketchup

[twodogsbarking]

5. Crushed by a pallet of golden terlets that fell from the shelf while he was at Home Depot shopping for

ballroom decorations. The terlets were not damaged thankfully.

[yaesu]

6. I heard a few of his SS detail were injured by flying plates of spaghetti

[surfered]

17. And Ketchup

[no_hypocrisy]

7. Dehydration from all that crying last night.

[surfered]

8. This

https://i.ibb.co/pvhsqhwk/IMG-9358.webp

[jls4561]

9. Collapsed under the weight of millions of "I voted" stickers?

I’d like to think that it was my “I voted by mail” sticker that was the final straw.

[Dulcinea]

23. Or postcards to voters.

I sent a bunch to VA, NJ, PA, & CA. I hope they made a difference.

[surfered]

10. Divine intervention

[surfered]

11. The cat's opinion

[malaise]

14. Bwaaaah

😀😂😀

[littlemissmartypants]

16. All this smarty needs is pants.

[MustLoveBeagles]

31. Love the kitty

[ShazzieB]

34. 🤣

[malaise]

13. No but

last night’s results will only hasten the date😀

[QueerDuck]

15. Choked on a hanging chad?

[Harker]

18. Went for a spin in a speedboat and wound up dead in the water?

[Joinfortmill]

19. No, but after last night, he might wish he was.

[niyad]

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

24. And when your dream comes true, we'll all drink like Lucy

[niyad]

25. YES!!!

[malaise]

22. Sweet

😀

[AllaN01Bear]

27. strokes out after last nights election results?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. We are waiting

[Phentex]

29. arsenic in the diet coke, agent orange in the spray tan, e coli in the cheeseburger

guts ooze out all over the gold toilet

[TBF]

30. Really thought Mamdani's victory would do it -

but alas he's just covered in ketchup and carrying on ...

[republianmushroom]

32. Didn't happen last night, damn, sure was hoping.

We are a day closer, maybe tonight. Don't give a damn how, just let it be.

[hlthe2b]

33. 'Wasn't sure he wanted to compete with Dick Cheney's "headliner," so he took the 'figurative' devastating demise

via the 2025 elections instead... That, combined with his rapidly dying cognitive function, might even let him have a star run at the Geiko ads...




(We share your pain, little guy)...