JD Vance has a half-brother

[Coldwater]

who after last night's crushing defeat is going nowhere in politics.




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[Lonestarblue]

1. And nowhere is where JD needs to go, too.

[sop]

2. Maybe Cory should have changed his name?

[Coldwater]

3. Wonder If Cory Bowman

is also into Futons

[Vinca]

4. There are blowouts and then there are BLOWOUTS.

[BOSSHOG]

5. Pureval got a solid 22% of the vote

You go couch fucker.

[llmart]

12. What???

[BOSSHOG]

20. Sarcasm

[Wuddles440]

14. I believe that you meant Bowman and not Pureval.

[BOSSHOG]

21. I meant Pureval

A little Wednesday morning sarcasm for the loser.

[usonian]

6. JD has a half-father.

Half-ass and demi-tasse.

Dregs.

[Coldwater]

7. lol..

[newdeal2]

8. He can always brag that he has the better beard

That’s worth something I guess.

[sop]

9. Some eyeliner pencil may have put him over the top.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. This made me smile

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[usonian]

13. Big government?

F That.

[PCIntern]

11. ...and half a dick

“Yes…this man has no dick.” - Bill Murray’s character in Ghostbusters

[Paladin]

15. A crushing political loss, and he looks like his creepy half-brother's twin.

That's not enough misfortune---but it's a start...

[DavidDvorkin]

16. Half-human has half-brother.

[ecstatic]

17. he doesn't wear eyeliner

Is Cory Bowman his original name or did he change it 3 times?

Is he a natural brunette or did he dye his hair like jd?

When did he acquire the goatee?

[Blue Owl]

18. Fire up the banjos

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

19. Half-brother? No couches for Cory, he only does chairs!