Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell down the children's steps?

Forgot that he tore down the East Wing and walked into an excavator's shovel?

Stabbed by a Slovenian who simply couldn't maintain the illusion of marriage, regardless of her assignment?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. This one

Forgot that he tore down the East Wing and walked into an excavator's shovel?

Meh!
Any one😀

[malaise]

2. No but

No Kings and other Resistance Groups are eating the MAGAts and ReTHUGs for breakfast, lunch and dinner

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220778288

[SheltieLover]

4. Gawd, I hope all are vaxed.

[malaise]

13. Just wait for next Thursday November 13

when the Comey and James “Trumped Up” indictments are dismissed.😂

[2MuchNoise]

18. With room left for dessert.

[SheltieLover]

3. Took hard fall from high chair during tantrum?

Unable to negotiate even the "children's stairs" to AF1, fell & cracked his crown?

Buried alive in paperwork by angry taxpers over Direct File?

Stress induced fatal seizure over eps financial info recently released?

Drown in the Blue tsunami?

[malaise]

14. High chair or

high stairs? 😀

[twodogsbarking]

20. Escalator. Sounds like a dinosaur, eh.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Fatal mistake of turning his back

on Steve Bannon.

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

8. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

15. Our day will come

Soon and very soon

[surfered]

17. If God is merciful, we won't have to wait much longer 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[niyad]

27. If god were merciful, that creature would never have been born.

[surfered]

35. Truly

[EYESORE 9001]

7. No, but...

I did dream last night that a guy talking on his phone relayed information to me about TSF, saying he had cancelled some important soirée due to his death, to which I replied, ‘what? Does he plan on rescheduling?’

I’m not even a comedian in my dreams

[malaise]

16. Love it

😂

[LymphocyteLover]

9. No, but basking in the great wins yesterday was as good a feeling as when we thought he died

over Labor Day weekend.

[twodogsbarking]

10. I keep flushing but the turd just keeps circling the terlet.

[Javaman]

11. oh one day you will be right and it will be glorious! nt

[Botany]

12. Today is another day of hope.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20777376

Btw the pic might be A.I.

[surfered]

19. Booked a fishing charter in the Caribbean

Wandered off while on a state visit to Nepal and fell down a mountain

[malaise]

21. ROFL

😂

[Dave Bowman]

28. I'm sad for the other castaways. All they wanted was

sailing for a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

[Harker]

22. Blown gasket?

[QueerDuck]

23. Melania. In the Oval Office. With the lead pipe.

[Dave Bowman]

29. Lol, perfect. 😆

[QueerDuck]

31. "Yes. Yes, I did it. I keeled Doe-nald..."

"... I hated him, so-o-o much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames! Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths."

[littlemissmartypants]

24. It took me a while to laugh at #3...

But only because I laughed so hard at the first one.

Well done, Orrex!

❤️👏

[Joinfortmill]

25. The Blue Wave just hit him...Soon, people, soon.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. We are tired of waiting

[generalbetrayus]

30. Engine catches fire and falls off of Air Farts One causing the plane to crash into an industrial area

and burst into flames.

Too soon?

[republianmushroom]

32. Nope, not yet, damn, another disappointment in my life.

But there will be that day, and we are a day closer to that day now. It is coming like the sun rising in the morning.

[TBF]

33. Thought he might drown in the ketchup tantrum

resulting from the election results, but alas he has survived it. I still have hope.

[hlthe2b]

34. Well, I got bogged down with work and didn't post a response this morning so...

I'm just going to repost this photo from today and ponder "how much longer?" (I'm guessing he might be thinking that too, as he ignores the guy experiencing a medical event right behind him)...