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allegorical oracle

(6,479 posts)
Fri Nov 7, 2025, 09:21 AM Nov 2025

It IS hIlarious. Heard this a.m. how the officer testified that the salami sandwich

"exploded" against his bulletproof vest...onions were on his radio...and mustard smeared on his chest. However, a final photo of the offending sandwich revealed it was "intact."

The jury must have been rolling on the floor during its deliberation.

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