Good Lord, the White House looks like a cheap day spa.

[Tommy Carcetti]

Happy endings and all.

Link to tweet

[yardwork]

1. Even cheap day spas look better than that.

[leftstreet]

27. Memory Care Facilities put up signs like this

Just sayin

[crud]

2. It's got a strip mall vibe

Like a furniture store or an Italian restaurant that serves veal parmesan.

[Irish_Dem]

3. Why cover up the priceless and iconic White House architectural details?

Makes no design sense.

[Omnipresent]

4. The next thing he might do is change out the columns around the Whitehouse, and probably paint it beigh.

[haele]

31. Faux or trompe l'oil marble treatment on the facade.

Little speckles of glitter in bronze streaking through the "pure white" paint.
Give it a Roman Palace look.

[unblock]

5. It may look cheap,

But it's costing us a fortune.

[spooky3]

6. And they now have strip mall neglected landscaping nt

[GopherGal]

30. I was noticing that, too.

Of course, given the high number of Spanish-speakers on most landscaping crews, I can't imagine any local landscaping companies dare to take the job if they value their employees' freedom.

[Diamond_Dog]

7. I can't wait to see it all torn down. It's tacky and disgusting.

Like a mobster’s hangout from the 80’s.

[crud]

39. In the 70's I worked at an

actual mob owned restaurant. I was a waiter and we had Burgundy waist coat tuxedos, Ruffled pink shirt and bow tie. The whole place looked like a brothel all in red velvet and gold. The food was great, but the decor was totally over the top.

[newdeal2]

8. He's going all in on the Vegas casino look

Now he just needs the strippers and a giant LED sign out front.

[dem4decades]

10. Vegas? Taj Mahal Atlantic City, he'll bankrupt us too.

[rubbersole]

43. Please don't give him any ideas.

[Solly Mack]

9. Cheap. Full stop.

[Ocelot II]

11. I will be so glad when a future president removes all that cheap-ass gold frippery

that makes the whole place look like it was decorated by Saddam Hussein's pimp.

[usonian]

12. Coming soon!!!

[dalton99a]

13. .

[Blue_Roses]

16. Is this for real?

it's horrible. What is with hìm and all that tacky gold? Ugh...

[Native]

42. it would seem so. and Biden's portrait was replaced with one of an auto pen.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-snubs-biden-with-autopen-photo-in-new-white-house-portrait-collection#:~:text=WASHINGTON%20(AP)%20%E2%80%94%20President%20Donald,really%20the%20one%20making%20decisions.&text=The%20snub%20amounts%20to%20the,the%20outcome%20to%20voter%20fraud.

[Ocelot II]

28. Here's what that area of the Oval Office once looked like:

No comment necessary.

[Ol Janx Spirit]

14. This is just the beginning.... He will start branching out to the greater Washington area...

...next.

We've already seen the plan for the Arc de Turnip. He's probably got plans to rebrand the Supreme Court to the Supine Court; the Washington Monument to the Washington was no Trump Monument; the Lincoln Memorial to the Lincoln was a Looser Memorial; and the World War II Memorial to the Suckers and Losers Plaza--or maybe the This Wouldn't Have Happened if Trump Was President Plaza.

I'm sure plans are already underway to rename St. John's Episcopal Church on Lafayette Square to the St. Donald John Trump Worship Emporium.

Welcome to Walley World....

[ChicagoTeamster]

15. And every MAGA Congressperson does the walk of shame when they leave after kissing Trump's ass.

[2naSalit]

17. Except...

They seem to enjoy it.

[ChicagoTeamster]

18. All they need to do now is pump the Cinnabun smell around

[NameAlreadyTaken]

19. Unbelievably tacky

[twodogsbarking]

20. Females under age sixteen get in free.

[xocetaceans]

21. When will he have a ceremony to install a velvet Elvis in the Oval Office? n/t

[Bristlecone]

22. Just wait til he paints the place coral pink

[Seinan Sensei]

37. Gold shag carpet

Avocado-colored refrigerators

[flashman13]

23. Even the roses look sad and unkempt.

[Fil1957]

24. He actually thinks that looks good...

[Emile]

25. Of course the lettering is piss color. Explains why

he enjoys Golden Showers.

[KS Toronado]

47. My first good laugh today.

[TygrBright]

26. "Which way to the Glamour Shots, please...?"

[NoSheep]

29. Money Can't Buy Taste

[UpInArms]

32. Please tell me that is photoshopped

If not, I am in horror

[Paladin]

33. They need to clean all this shit up---EXCEPT for the East Wing.

Send the contractors home. The destroyed remnants of the East Wing need to be preserved just as they are today. Slap trump's name on it and let that horrifying wreckage serve as trump's monument, for hundreds of years to come---no fucking ballroom, no triumphal arch, no nothin'.

Give the evil motherfucker the sort of tribute he deserves.

[Emile]

34. Probably paint the resolute desk piss color next.

We should have demanded that he forked out a hefty deposit before we allowed him to move in!

[rubbersole]

45. He did have the resolute desk refinished after Elon's spawn wiped boogers on it.

[Renew Deal]

35. The next president is going to have a big restoration project to complete

[chowder66]

41. Sure will. All that wall paper will have to be replaced because that shit is sitting on top so holes or glue and then

all the paint.

I'm just waiting for the P (residential) and the Fa (me) to drop from the lettering above the pictures.

[riversedge]

36. The inside has been decorated in the classical Caesars Casino Strip Club aesthetic.

The inside of the WH is as tacky as Trump is!!


The inside has been decorated in the classical Caesars Casino Strip Club aesthetic.

Link to tweet

[riversedge]

38. "Fattyshack"

Link to tweet

[AverageOldGuy]

40. I wonder . . .

Which presidential portraits are missing?

[yellowdogintexas]

46. President Biden is depicted as an autopen, I believe nt

[GiqueCee]

44. Jabba the Trump...

... is a vile creature utterly devoid of taste, class, or common human decency.