One of the UGLIEST Americans

[some_of_us_are_sane]

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I can't help but say that THIS IS THE FACE OF A TRULY UGLY AMERICAN



the liposuction, skin fillers, lip plumpers, tattoed eyebrows, hair dye and FAKE EYELASHES cannot cover up the shrinking of a human soul trying resemble an inflatable sex doll.

Noem is one of the most PUNCHABLE mugs I've ever seen!

[dalton99a]

1. Looks like someone who kills puppies and sleeps with criminals

[some_of_us_are_sane]

10. She probabLY has, dalton99Aa

Twice on Sunday!

[Trueblue1968]

71. She is a cheater. She doesnt keep her wedding vows and she murderers innocent puppies

[MarineCombatEngineer]

2. Holy shit!!

She reminds me of this movie:

[some_of_us_are_sane]

11. OMG! "Death Becomes Her"....

She fits right in!

[2naSalit]

3. Serious competition with...

ted cruz and a couple others.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

12. After a while....

the UGLINESS just can't be covered up!

[2naSalit]

14. Yeah...

I think there was too much energy in the full moon and blue wave that made the ghost and real Dorian Grey-like entities merge and now she's disintegrating.

[yorkster]

34. Whoa...Doriana Grey.

[2naSalit]

40. That's it!

[NameAlreadyTaken]

4. Craters of The Moon National Monument

and Preserve is an interesting place to visit while traveling through Idaho.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

26. Great new NICKNAME, NameAlreadyTaken!

"CRATERS!

[Botany]

5. But in her 15 year old school girl mind she is prettiest girl @ the rodeo

https://www.instagram.com/p/DLyjaZ5s51o/?img_index=1

[Mossfern]

7. Aren't filters

amazing these days?

[some_of_us_are_sane]

15. Botany, she's DELUSIONAL AS HELL!

It's easy to correct flaws in oil paint. ROFL!

[Botany]

25. Clear back to when she a little girl her family farm has been on government tit and she and the family farm ....

….. grifting ever since. From Government subsidies to the farm, to grifting as a member of the
South Dakota legislature, to grifting as governor of S.D. with trips to France and the Riviera, trips
to Europe, meals and hotels rooms, air travel on commercial planes and the State’s private planes,
cosmetic surgery, cosmetic dental surgery in Texas which as Governor of South Dakota she got
flown down to Texas and she did an endorsement for the dentist too, speaking fees from right wing
groups and think tanks, and too many other grifts for me to remember. And BTW she and her boy
friend are living rent free on a military base and flying around on 2 brand new Gulf Stream Jets
@ cost to her.

If you can find it look for the IHIP podcast women’s show on her grifting and it is in the millions and
millions of dollars.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

60. All I can say is

"JESUS WEPT. What a grifter!

[CanonRay]

6. Imagine if that "skin" split open

the unimaginable pus and crud that would explode out. Ugh. What an awful woman.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

16. And that's just her FACE...

I SHUDDER to think of what squeezes out of her SOUL!

[Celerity]

8. hideous, inside and out

[some_of_us_are_sane]

17. ARRUUUGH!!!!

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MONSTER ON THE LOOSE!

[sop]

53. Kristi badly needs a Kari Lake filter.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

93. But Kari Lake needs

a permanent ballgag.

[LudwigPastorius]

54. !

[allegorical oracle]

99. She definitely needs to stay out of the sunshine...

signed, Vampira

[peggysue2]

9. She must have used a trowel to apply that foundation

I've said elsewhere, the trick to mega-plastic surgeries is now apparent: don't do closeups. Plus, that's way too much foundation spread over bad skin.

I saw a 'before' picture of Kristi Noem. She had a perfectly fine face, attractive and human. Why women of a certain age and class opt for this look (aka, Mar-a-Lago face) is something I'll never understand because the plastic surgery does not shield you from aging. Gravity will have its way.

'Think Joan Rivers who became addicted to surgery until she was literally unrecognizable.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

19. i AGREE, peggysue2

But SOME UGLY you just can't hide.

[Diamond_Dog]

66. Bezos' wife Lauren Sanchez is another one.

She looked perfectly fine before all the plastic surgery. Now she looks like a freak.

[republianmushroom]

13. Maybe the problem, there wasn't much to work with ?

[some_of_us_are_sane]

28. There's that, yes...

[Ping Tung]

18. She looks very....used.

And, willingly, usable.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

23. "RODE HARD AND PUT AWAY WET"........yep!

[maptap22]

20. She's been rode hard and put up wet.

I hate her so much! Shooting a dog for being a dog and a goat for smelling bad takes a truly evil person. Come on Karma!

[some_of_us_are_sane]

29. She's a PERFECT FIT

for the TRUMP GANG OF HEARTLESS BASTARDS.

[mwmisses4289]

36. I had heard about the pup, but a goat, too?

Bloody hell, keep animals and children away from that menace!

[some_of_us_are_sane]

61. Yep.

"Monster".

[Mossfern]

21. With all that money she must have spent

to get the "work" done on her face, she should have had at the very least laser resurfacing to correct all those acne scars.
She could also use a tutorial regarding the application of make up.

I feel itchy just looking at that image.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

24. Me too!

(Scratching now!)

[purr-rat beauty]

22. I've seen prettier poop

In a public restroom

[some_of_us_are_sane]

30. yesssssssssss!

LOL!!!

[poli-junkie]

27. Remember when her Gucci

bag with $3,000 cash in it got ripped off in a DC restaurant earlier this year?

What the hell was she doing with all that cash? The gucci was a $4,500 bag!

And that is just a speck of the corruption swimming around this regime

[some_of_us_are_sane]

31. Forgot about that!

[Ray Bruns]

35. Doesn't everyone carry around $4000 dollars on them?

[some_of_us_are_sane]

37. Drug dealers, pimps and the Trump Cabniet

(On and 'off' day.) USUALLY IT'S MUCH MORE.

[rubbersole]

94. Cocaine isn't cheap.

With all the tariffs and such.

[GoodRaisin]

97. I was going to suggest heroin the way she looks.

[GiqueCee]

32. Those skin fillers...

... did NOT do her any favors. They made her face look like an inside-out pothole.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

39. Yes, and ANOTHER

KIND OF 'HOLE'.

[Ray Bruns]

33. I'm going to hurl!

[some_of_us_are_sane]

41. (Stepping out of range here)

[regnaD kciN]

38. The "South Park" guys got it right...

[some_of_us_are_sane]

42. ABSOLUTELY!

They are valued knights against the Trump fire-breathing, ass-farting dragon.

[Buddyzbuddy]

43. Oh sh*t, that's Noem.

Then again look at Rat Face Miller, he was born that way.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

58. Sometimes

"Ugly" needs no help.

[JI7]

44. She is only 53 years old

Imagine how things will be by the time she is 60.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

59. I SHUDDER TO THINK OF IT!

She'll keep going until her face looks like a walnut shell!

[Blue Owl]

45. Exactly the kind of soulless, hollow face that would shoot a puppy in cold blood

[some_of_us_are_sane]

62. I agree, Blue Owl.

[Martin Eden]

46. Beauty is only skin deep; Noem is UGLY to the core

Her (failed) attempt at beauty only did more to reveal the ugliness inside.

The only men she attracts are also ugly to the core. Donald Trump rarely hires women in visible roles he's not attracted to.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

64. Ooooooooo you're right

BARF CITY!

[Fil1957]

47. Like many other Maga women, she looked MUCH better before she had the work done...

[some_of_us_are_sane]

65. Ain't it the truth!

Plastic plastic plastic.....

[Codifer]

48. Is that Noem

or Laura Loomer?

Or does it even matter.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

67. If there are pits, it's Noem

and if it might be mistaken for an overinflated balloon with lipstick.........it's Loomer.

[johnnyfins]

49. GHOUL

[Joinfortmill]

50. Not attractive, true. But, 'punchable' is a statement

of physical assault. As a woman with a certain amount of experience, I think you might want to rethink that statement.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

70. Nope. In this case

not rethinking a damn thing.

[Joinfortmill]

72. Ok, that tells me a lot.

[LudwigPastorius]

51. She looks like something that's been in the back of the refrigerator too long.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

68. PERFECT!

[3825-87867]

52. I'd imagine even Republican politicians would suggest using

a burned out light bulb!

[some_of_us_are_sane]

79. Without a doubt!

[Vinca]

55. Whoa - someone took a serious dip in the ugly pond.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

80. After some sewage seeped in

BLECH!

[joanbarnes]

56. I just threw up in my mouth.....

NOTHING compares to the natural beauty of aging.

[Ritabert]

57. That much makeup can lead to adult acne.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

69. It's a HAVEN for

CLOGGED PORES. Yep.

[Ritabert]

98. You're right.

[jmowreader]

63. Not only that...

How do you even get that much foundation on one person? Even when I worked at Glamour Shots and used paste theatrical foundation - it covers up flaws super quick, which is why we used it - on our clients we couldn't have gotten that much on one person.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

81. They must sell it

in the SPACKLE CONSISTANCY.

[Bayard]

73. She must be taking makeup application lessons from her boss

[some_of_us_are_sane]

82. With the ORANGE and the WHITE

togethe,,,,,,r they look like a CREAMSICKLE!

[USS_Dauntless]

74. Yet she's a PERFECT represention of just how REPULSIVE

This "administration" is. A plastic-filled puppy killer is right on-brand for 47.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

83. "plastic-filled puppy killeR"....

PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THE self-promoting she devil!

[Kid Berwyn]

75. Corey Lewandowski loved her madly.

And she loved him right back, even though she was married to somebody else at the time, but IOKIYAR.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

84. Had to look up the acronyn, Kid Berwin

but now I know. IOKIYAR =IT'S OK IF YOUR A REPUBLICAN. (Ain't it the truth! BLECH0

[Skittles]

76. I don't get women who think that is a good look

she looks horrible

[some_of_us_are_sane]

85. I agree 100 percent!

It's false, caked on and artificial.

[Skittles]

88. I tried watching a movie with Meg Ryan

her face was just SO distracting - she'd look much better if she had aged naturally

[Borogove]

77. As I've often said, sadistic cruelty is not a good look.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

86. It ages the soul

AND THE FACE.

[Wicked Blue]

78. Her face looks BOTOXIC

[some_of_us_are_sane]

87. IF 'BOTOXIC' is not already a word......

that's PERFECT!

[Conjuay]

89. Whenever I see eye lashes like those,

I look for a garage door remote

[some_of_us_are_sane]

92. It WOULD be a strain

just keeping those things open.

[KS Toronado]

95. She's more ugly on the inside.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

96. OMG!

YES!!!!