Get Ready to Disappear

[lame54]

Dr. Oz promises 135 billion pound U.S. collective weight loss

135,000,000,000
Divided by
342,000,000 (U.S. population)
Equals
395 pounds each

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-official-says-americans-lose-223510930.html

[sop]

1. Sort of like a 1000% reduction in drug prices.

[Scrivener7]

2. And math is their good subject. Civics is their worst.

[Deuxcents]

3. They all just throw out numbers like they know what they're talking about. What a 💩 show

[House of Roberts]

4. Maybe he's expecting a visit from the Adipose

in Doctor Who.

[dweller]

5. Well, didn't they just proclaim a new policy to

(checks cookbooks )

SERVE HUMANITY ?!?

😱


Eat the rich , before they eat you

✌🏻

[leftstreet]

6. Do patients gain weight if they stop taking it?

[The Madcap]

7. He meant English Pounds

Right in the T**** coffers.

[Ocelot II]

8. Or at least float away, if your mass remained the same.

If your weight loss was the result of losing fat, you'd die long before you weighted -395 lbs. and hypothetically disappeared. But if the only thing that happened in accordance with this bogus Trump number is that you weighed minus 395 lbs. while your mass remained the same, you might still be fat but you'd experience a repulsive gravitational force and would have to be tethered to something to keep from floating away.

There should be a whole new field of mathematics called Trump numbers, which would be like imaginary numbers only dumber, like drug price reductions of 1,500% which would cause your pharmacist to pay you every time you filled a presciption.