So the asshole who gave us THIS abomination is going to be rewarded with ONE TRILLION dollars???

[Blue Owl]

When and where, exactly, did humanity go this horribly, horribly wrong?

[Historic NY]

1. I will never ever buy anything Tesla

[2naSalit]

5. I'll never...

Willingly get in one.

[Silent Type]

2. Worthless paper unless he meets some tough benchmarks.

[edhopper]

3. The goals set for him to receive that money

will never be met. Tesla's net income has been going down the last 3 years, and his brand is crap. The fools on the board think Teslka can grow 10x what it is today.
AI will not save Musk and his stock is probably overpriced by 10 fold.

[Initech]

4. Remember when having $100 billion dollars was considered James Bond supervillain money?

[BOSSHOG]

6. He's a worthless, miserable fuck of a human

Any amount of money is irrelevant to what might be good in his life. Same with trump awaiting the ESTEIN episode of his life.