Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died of loneliness when a fainting man diverted attention from him for 10 seconds?

Overdosed on tryptophan from sucking Turkey too much?

Fell asleep at Presidential Urinal and busted open his empty skull?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[tavernier]

1. No.

But one day closer.

[SheltieLover]

2. Drown in a river of magat tears when many realize he doesn't truly "love the uneducated?"

Aspirates a KFC drumstick, gleefully giggling about hungry Americans?

[MiHale]

3. Not long now...

Dude was wiped out after descending the stairs from the plane in Florida…fell back into the limo seat after a careful climb down. Looked exhausted.

Keep counting down the days. Betting he won’t last another year.

[Trueblue1968]

23. Good, i will party, hearty when he does.

[GopherGal]

26. Preview from my "Day It Finally Happens" Playlist

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I have 4 different versions of this title. Felt like posting the "international" one today.

[Turbineguy]

28. How does he do that?

I need to find his vitamins.

[Trueblue1968]

30. Yep great song

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

5. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

8. Tired of waiting 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[surfered]

10. But there's still hope...

[SheltieLover]

11. Understatement of the century!

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

14. Soon come

[bdamomma]

34. Yes

malaise, soon come!!

[malaise]

39. Hey you

[Joinfortmill]

6. Very close, people. Barely makes it down the stairs now.

[twodogsbarking]

7. Visited Pennsavayna and was ripped to pieces by bigfoot.

They should catch bigfoot and sign him up to coach football for Penn State.

[LymphocyteLover]

9. No-- it seems Satan still has some uses for him...

[dalton99a]

12. It'll be a while

(Andrew Harnik/Getty)

[bluestarone]

25. Wow, just seenig eyes closed gives me HOPE!

We know his eyelids are working!!

[malaise]

13. No but

Voter poop should hasten that great day

[Wicked Blue]

15. Slowly deflating

until he becomes a malodorous puddle of rotting orange skin, that then dissolves the surface undernearth it.

[Farmer-Rick]

16. Got lost on his way to the Oval Office

And fell into the asbestos from the East Wing and suffocated. We all know he can't read. That tacky sign his handlers have taped outside the door is not going to work.

We should be glad he's still putting on clothes.

[GopherGal]

27. EW!

Need a trigger warning on that visual:

We should be glad he's still putting on clothes.

[Farmer-Rick]

29. Before my uncle went into a memory care unit

Due to his dementia. (God love my Aunt for taking care of him for years.) He started going outside naked. He would get the mail, walk over to talk to neighbors and water the plants buck naked as if everything was normal. My aunt would come running out and wrap him up in a blanket to take him back inside.

I imagine pedo Trump will be going that way soon. A lot of what Trump does reminds me of my uncle about 2 months before my Aunt finally put him into a nursing home. The falling asleep all the time, the standing stock still with a flat look until directed, the inability to handle stairs, the inability to complete full sentences or even speak sometimes, the sudden inappropriate decisions.

[58Sunliner]

17. Nyet. 😣

His right hand swelled up so badly it floated him away and he was shot down by a foreign country who thought he was a spy balloon.

[hlthe2b]

18. "Hope Springs Eternal"...

(even if it only comes through for your favorite NCAA football team today... GO DAWGS!"

[Prairie_Seagull]

19. Can't wait for the paltry crowd size attending

it's funeral.

[Jack Valentino]

36. I think the funeral attendees will be vastly outnumbered by the protesters who

will be celebrating his demise! That's my prediction!

[republianmushroom]

20. Nope, not last night, damn, but, another day closer.

Guess I'll just have to be satisfied with that today. But maybe tomorrow.

[BWdem4life]

21. Just remember I called it first

Several months ago I said he wouldn’t make it to Christmas.

But I’ve been wrong once or twice in my life…

[Orrex]

22. That would be a fine present for all involved

Not to mention a great future.

[Prairie_Seagull]

40. This year I am asking for a good 'go pro' camera.

Should your prediction come true, I would never ask for another present the rest of my days.

[Marthe48]

24. Was denied food

got so desperate, he ate dirt, got carnivorous worms and was eaten from the inside out.

Not brain or a heart worms. They'd starve.

[IcyPeas]

31. I thought of you when I saw this.

This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2025-11-07T20:43:56.438Z

[Orrex]

32. Love it!

[bdamomma]

33. He looks

like a cadaver.

[Jack Valentino]

35. (CENSORED) by a national hero, whose poster I will create and sell, and put on the wall

in every room in my damn house ???

(after I finish dancing in the street in front of said house)

[Dulcinea]

37. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[Hekate]

38. He is not dead, dear; he merely sleeps