HI! I'm a Freeloader!

[Mr.Bee]

I'm a Freeloader.
I didn't pay for anything.
I became a Draftsman out of Public High Schooling -I didn't pay for.
I worked my way up into the design field
So I guess that makes me a Designer-Freeloader.
My parents housed me
My parents clothed me
My parents fed me
They taught me to be responsible and take responsibility
and since I applied those principles to employment
I got promotions that didn't cost me a thing!
I simply moved up the ladder!
Even the Company sent me to college courses to learn engineering
They even sent me to learn Computer Aided Drafting and Design
Cost me nothing! I simply freeloaded and filled my head with whatever they taught me!
So,
HI Everybody! I'm a Freeloader!
The kind of freeloader trump and his republicants want to get rid of!

[markodochartaigh]

1. I was a government employee of the type which Republicans hate.

For three decades I worked in the county hospital as a registered nurse making 10-20% less than nurses in private hospitals, and in the county hospital our patient load was higher and they were sicker.
And now I'm retired on my lavish government pension of $1,859/month. Of course thanks to Joe Biden and the Democratic congress members my Social Security is no longer cut by more than half because I have a public pension.

[Mr.Bee]

2. Me Too!

I even worked for a Government defense contractor and designed equipment used in planes and submarines!
And it didn't cost me anything! In fact, they payed ME to 'play video games' all day long!

[perfessor]

3. I was raised under the Communist maxim

“From each according to his abilities; to each according to his needs.”

As an infant, I needed everything and could do nothing on my own. For some inexplicable reason, my parents were cool with that.

Later, as I was able, I helped clean the kitchen and mow the lawn. I was provided with room and board free of charge, along with healthcare, dental, clothing.

I’m pretty sure that every functional family is communist. Horrible!

[Mr.Bee]

5. funny you should mention mowing.

In high school I mowed lawns up and down the block for a buck or two, and saved up that money to buy electric guitar parts for an electric guitar I was building in the Socialist high school! A guitar, I might add, that is still in use today and hanging on my wal!!

[Mr.Bee]

4. Socialism!

It Works.
That's why only the rich can have it.