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Orrex

(66,812 posts)
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 08:45 AM Nov 2025

Is he dead yet?

Fell asleep during Oval Office event and couldn't be revived, ever?

Handlers ran out of embalming fluid, so he collapsed into a foul orange slurry?

Stroked out while watching Lethal Weapon 2, mistaking it for the next G20 meeting?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Nov 2025 OP
No but malaise Nov 2025 #1
We knew he was anti-woke surfered Nov 2025 #2
CNN disagrees malaise Nov 2025 #3
He appears to be dead. 2MuchNoise Nov 2025 #5
If only malaise Nov 2025 #10
+1. Safe in the arms of Satan dalton99a Nov 2025 #7
Good one! SheltieLover Nov 2025 #23
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 2025 #4
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Nov 2025 #6
Hahah! SheltieLover Nov 2025 #24
Who is that with the bubbly and doing a jig at it's state funeral. nt Prairie_Seagull Nov 2025 #12
Soon! SheltieLover Nov 2025 #25
Visited a meat packing plant, ignored the signs and took the wrong door when leaving. twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #8
Contaminated meat malaise Nov 2025 #11
Mad cow disease. 2MuchNoise Nov 2025 #13
You win the thread today malaise Nov 2025 #16
He's all cap and no cows, just the disease. twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #20
His day is coming. Botany Nov 2025 #9
"I snuck into Mar-a-Lago with my carnivorous friends to devour him... hlthe2b Nov 2025 #14
Someone said, "take their SNAP." Seinan Sensei Nov 2025 #15
greetins from the night shift. AllaN01Bear Nov 2025 #17
Damn, not last night either, but we are getting closer a lot closer. republianmushroom Nov 2025 #18
His death, how I see it... littlemissmartypants Nov 2025 #19
When? malaise Nov 2025 #21
Soon! SheltieLover Nov 2025 #28
Yup that is exactly happens with all actively dying patients. SheltieLover Nov 2025 #27
No, but he looks dead when he falls asleep during meetings! SheltieLover Nov 2025 #22
Yeast Infection Blumancru Nov 2025 #26
Welcome to our DU family. I am stealing "nulva"! niyad Nov 2025 #34
Nulva Blumancru Nov 2025 #38
I always steal the good ones, of which there are many here on DU. niyad Nov 2025 #39
The entire world will celebrate with joy when he is finally gone! LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2025 #29
Still waiting for the lighting bolt BlueKota Nov 2025 #30
I think dick Cheney still is fujiyamasan Nov 2025 #31
Test flight for flying the flag at half mast when, you know. twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #32
I will not be flying any of my flags at half staff when that f'n orange niyad Nov 2025 #33
I plan to buy a flagpole twice as tall, to fly my flag twice as high on that grand day. Orrex Nov 2025 #36
Excellent! niyad Nov 2025 #37
Almost. Iggo Nov 2025 #35

twodogsbarking

(17,948 posts)
8. Visited a meat packing plant, ignored the signs and took the wrong door when leaving.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 09:26 AM
Nov 2025

Within 90 seconds he was ground up and packaged in 297 one pound packs. Don jr put them up for sale at one million dollars each. Crypto not accepted.

hlthe2b

(113,207 posts)
14. "I snuck into Mar-a-Lago with my carnivorous friends to devour him...
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 09:40 AM
Nov 2025

-but the stench was just too overpowering..."

"I'm soooo sorry!"

littlemissmartypants

(32,803 posts)
19. His death, how I see it...
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 11:29 AM
Nov 2025

His best case scenario:

●He develops a severe case of dysphagia because of neurological deterioration.
●He becomes unable to manage his saliva as a result of the loss of a reflexive swallow.
●He subsequently silently aspirates food, liquid, and his own oral secretions.
●He develops aspiration pneumonia.
●He begins to drown in his own secretions because he no longer has a reflexive cough.
●He eventually dies.

This is how those with advanced dementia usually die.

It's not pretty, and it's very unpleasant for everyone involved.

Family members often insist on trying to give food and drink to these patients, not understanding their actions are creating harm. In effect, it's like choking them to death.

They object to the necessary withholding of food by mouth because they perceive it as starving them. The end is near. It's hard for the family.

Some insist on tube feeding. Also prone to aspiration and just prolongs the inevitable while also causing harm.

The process is extremely torturous for the patients.

The likely outcomes are starving to death or dying from aspiration pneumonia.

A pneumonia which is the equivalent of drowning without any of the body's protective reflexes working to prevent death.

The wasting away often results in a person with a body in an almost completely unrecognizable form.

It's a death that usually comes very slowly.

With advanced dementia that's his best case scenario.



SheltieLover

(78,270 posts)
27. Yup that is exactly happens with all actively dying patients.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 12:16 PM
Nov 2025

Malaria would demonstrate atypical maternal instincts & be sure to provide lots of hamburders & KFC hoping for the best.

Blumancru

(233 posts)
38. Nulva
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 09:50 PM
Nov 2025

Thank you. I did make that up. I saw a picture of a woman with a sign saying “Grab him by the nussy” and I thought “nulva” was more dignified.
Please feel free to use it. I also made “Mailorderia” up. Please use that too.

niyad

(130,488 posts)
39. I always steal the good ones, of which there are many here on DU.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 10:01 PM
Nov 2025

Your second one is far more polite than what I use for the Slovenian sex worker.

niyad

(130,488 posts)
33. I will not be flying any of my flags at half staff when that f'n orange
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 06:08 PM
Nov 2025

creature finally stops wasting oxygen and the rest of our resources.

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