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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Fell asleep during Oval Office event and couldn't be revived, ever?
Handlers ran out of embalming fluid, so he collapsed into a foul orange slurry?
Stroked out while watching Lethal Weapon 2, mistaking it for the next G20 meeting?
Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?
This should help 😂😀😂
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220786455
surfered
(10,709 posts)
But Betty Bowers has a different vision

malaise
(291,733 posts)"appears to close his eyes."
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220786541
2MuchNoise
(688 posts)😀
dalton99a
(91,506 posts)SheltieLover
(75,591 posts)niyad
(129,016 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Prairie_Seagull
(4,573 posts)Hold the vision!
twodogsbarking
(17,224 posts)Within 90 seconds he was ground up and packaged in 297 one pound packs. Don jr put them up for sale at one million dollars each. Crypto not accepted.
malaise
(291,733 posts)Instant recall😀
2MuchNoise
(688 posts)malaise
(291,733 posts)twodogsbarking
(17,224 posts)Botany
(76,103 posts)hlthe2b
(112,432 posts)-but the stench was just too overpowering..."
"I'm soooo sorry!"

Seinan Sensei
(1,292 posts)TSF heard, Take a nap
AllaN01Bear
(28,280 posts)not.
republianmushroom
(22,122 posts)Can't wait , like a kid at Christmas time.
littlemissmartypants
(31,090 posts)His best case scenario:
●He develops a severe case of dysphagia because of neurological deterioration.
●He becomes unable to manage his saliva as a result of the loss of a reflexive swallow.
●He subsequently silently aspirates food, liquid, and his own oral secretions.
●He develops aspiration pneumonia.
●He begins to drown in his own secretions because he no longer has a reflexive cough.
●He eventually dies.
This is how those with advanced dementia usually die.
It's not pretty, and it's very unpleasant for everyone involved.
Family members often insist on trying to give food and drink to these patients, not understanding their actions are creating harm. In effect, it's like choking them to death.
They object to the necessary withholding of food by mouth because they perceive it as starving them. The end is near. It's hard for the family.
Some insist on tube feeding. Also prone to aspiration and just prolongs the inevitable while also causing harm.
The process is extremely torturous for the patients.
The likely outcomes are starving to death or dying from aspiration pneumonia.
A pneumonia which is the equivalent of drowning without any of the body's protective reflexes working to prevent death.
The wasting away often results in a person with a body in an almost completely unrecognizable form.
It's a death that usually comes very slowly.
With advanced dementia that's his best case scenario.


malaise
(291,733 posts)😀
SheltieLover
(75,591 posts)Malaria would demonstrate atypical maternal instincts & be sure to provide lots of hamburders & KFC hoping for the best.
SheltieLover
(75,591 posts)Blumancru
(148 posts)of his nulva?
niyad
(129,016 posts)Thank you. I did make that up. I saw a picture of a woman with a sign saying Grab him by the nussy and I thought nulva was more dignified.
Please feel free to use it. I also made Mailorderia up. Please use that too.
niyad
(129,016 posts)Your second one is far more polite than what I use for the Slovenian sex worker.
LetMyPeopleVote
(173,661 posts)
BlueKota
(4,989 posts)hit his golf club.
fujiyamasan
(1,053 posts)twodogsbarking
(17,224 posts)niyad
(129,016 posts)creature finally stops wasting oxygen and the rest of our resources.