Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died of Dengue after a quick trip to the Rockies?

Coronary when the NFL offered to name a porta-potty after him instead?

Laughed himself to death after Democrats voted to end the shutdown?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Sadly not yet, but it is still early...

[surfered]

8. Yes

[generalbetrayus]

2. Died of laughter after watching season highlights of the 2024 Colorado Rockies (a very short video)

[generalbetrayus]

3. Pushed out of the sky box at the Commanders football stadium.

Sadly, three innocent fans also died at the crash site.

[GopherGal]

5. But the investigation is hindered

due to limited access to the crash site since it his diaper splatter has made it a bio-hazardous waste spill.

[Jerry2144]

4. I was hoping he did

Flags at the post office by my work were at half-staff. I was hoping it was for him.

[COL Mustard]

16. I don't know why they are at half staff.

I'm pretty sure it's not for Cheney. Victims of last week's plane crash, maybe? Otherwise I don't know.

[Jerry2144]

18. Neither do i

I just know it’s not for the obituary we all want

[hlthe2b]

6. You speak for me, too, snow monkey...

Mood Today: ANGRY!

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[surfered]

10. Not yet, but when finally does...

[surfered]

11. #2 and #3

[twodogsbarking]

12. Stabbed himself to forever demonstrating his new line of Trump knives. Nobody had ever seen knives so sharp.

[AllaN01Bear]

13. greetings from the night shift. nope . sadly , still hopeing.:)

[BannonsLiver]

14. They say laugher is the best medicine.

And given the last 18 hours Trump has plenty of reasons to laugh.

[malaise]

15. THIS

Coronary when the NFL offered to name a porta-potty after him instead?

[republianmushroom]

17. Nope, another disappointment, and so early in the morning.

To the bright side, we are a day closer.

[Wicked Blue]

19. Booed to death

[Janbdwl72]

20. We know the Felon has a number of both mental and physical health problems

HIs cholesterol is dangerously high, he is well overweight; his own niece and I think others in the know in the mental health arena have very strong views that he is a narcissist.

I do not have health care credentials, but it is easily noted how the combination of all those things aren't good for anyone.

[generalbetrayus]

21. Had fatal heart attack when the NFL announced that the new Commanders stadium in southeast D. C.

will be named the Obama/Biden Stadium.

[mopinko]

22. just fyi-

i check this daily thread for memes that i share on fb. keeping my peeps’ spirits up.

[niyad]

23. Isn't sharing wonderful?!?!

[mopinko]

24. yes. yes it is. also

i have a good, spendy bottle in the fridge. cant wait to pop that cork.

[niyad]

25. Same here! I have several modest little splits for lesser occasions,

such as dead-eye dick's demise last week!

[AKwannabe]

26. Death of a Clown

Just posted this in response to a TrueDough post in the lounge that has 5657 replies! Lol

Let’s all drink to the death of a (orange) clown!

https://m.

&pp=ygUWZGVhdGggb2YgYSBjbG93biBraW5rcw%3D%3D

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. One day. It'll be over! 🙏