Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Mauled to death by a dog that hasn't barked?

Severe colon blockage caused by Mike Johnson's head?

Fell into document shredder while visiting Bondi?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Tried to eat the Epstein files before they could be released

and choked to death.

[malaise]

2. No but Jeffreywill finish the job

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDIVi-vBsOEyZy0adHN2CFRpuTcI43Tdq

[malaise]

3. Mauled to death by a dog that hasn't barked?

Bwaaaah! 😂

[Grim Chieftain]

4. No, damn it, the evil creep is still alive

to destroy our country and our democracy another day. Will this ever end?

[Coldwater]

5. No but

[cstanleytech]

8. Or simply remembering to pull out in time.

[malaise]

17. That should be the photo on his

Funeral program😀

[Tribetime]

6. Maybe he is.I was expecting a twitter shit storm at three in the morning

[Javaman]

7. I just wanted to add a little musical interlude....

?si=02AQYn3nTOXyDS19

[malaise]

31. Howling with laughter

😂

[mercuryblues]

9. No, but he's one day closer

[Emile]

10. Accidentally fell into a big pot of melted copper

while melting down US pennies.

[bagimin]

11. No, not physically,

but...

[twodogsbarking]

12. Crushed and suffocated by millions of pennies from heaven.

And you'll find your fortune falling all over town
It'll be pennies from Heaven
Pennies from Heaven
The pennies from Heaven
For you and me

[twodogsbarking]

13. Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are

stupid.
Ricky Gervais.

[Mira]

14. I never tire of these

Please do not stop -- your mind is a delight to me.

[surfered]

15. Crushed by Epstein document dump

A fatal situation in the Situation Room.

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

18. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

25. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

24. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

[LymphocyteLover]

19. LMAO!!! I love #2 in particular!

[NNadir]

29. I certainly agree. Hard to top.

[Joinfortmill]

20. No, but he's about to be 'hoisted by his own petard'.

[Deminpenn]

21. True dat!

nt

[SheltieLover]

22. Keeled over when he looked in a mirror & saw eps looking back?

Blew a gasket upon learning eps advised pootin on how to manipulate him? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220799504 )

Brain exploded from the volume of the skeletons rattling in his closet?

[Blue Owl]

23. JD slipped him a Mickey to hasten the transition process

[Martin Eden]

26. ALL three

are

[Ocelot II]

27. Not yet, but this whole situation must be terribly stressful....

[SheltieLover]

28. He should eat more hambrrders & KFC to alleviate his stress

[hlthe2b]

30. Only a matter of time... "FIGHT CLUB in training!"

[Iggo]

32. Gettin' there.

[58Sunliner]

33. Nyet 💔.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. Everyone is asking this same question

[sop]

35. Acute Epstein Associativism may be the condition that finally does him in.

[BlueWavePsych]

36. Kick

[OhioBack2Blue]

37. Not even close....

as so many claim....
1) he is not on oxygen
2) he is walking around
3) Not bedridden
4) Not in hospice care

Sadly

[republianmushroom]

38. Nope, damn, another disappointing day,

the good part , we are a day closer.

[MineralMan]

39. No, and Neither is Epstein, Apparently.