"At least they weren't 8 years old" is going to be a heck of a 2026 slogan.

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1. Ranks right up there with "it might've just been fingers!"

(stemming from the E. Jean Carroll case)

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2. Ephebophilia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

Ephebophilia is the primary sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19 and showing Tanner stages 4 to 5 of physical development. The term was originally used in the late 19th to mid-20th century. It is one of a number of sexual preferences across age groups subsumed under the technical term chronophilia. Ephebophilia strictly denotes the preference for mid-to-late adolescent sexual partners, not the mere presence of some level of sexual attraction. It is not a psychiatric diagnosis.

In research environments, specific terms are used for chronophilias: for instance, ephebophilia to refer to the sexual preference for mid-to-late adolescents, hebephilia to refer to the sexual preference for earlier pubescent individuals, and pedophilia to refer to the primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children.

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3. They're actually doing the ephebophilia meme to defend Trump and Epstein lmao

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4. Preview of MAGA's new 2026 cap