"Someone at The NY Times chose this picture and they deserve a round of applause."

[mahatmakanejeeves]

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Ed Bott
‪@edbott.com‬

Someone at The NY Times chose this picture and they deserve a round of applause.

Trumps hair is an amazing mess
ALT
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM

Someone at The NY Times chose this picture and they deserve a round of applause.

— Ed Bott (@edbott.com) 2025-11-14T01:17:34.193Z

[leftstreet]

1. It's like the cotton candy machine quit working

[ajmstpete]

2. Check out the square patches on his right side abdomen area. Distinct shapes that are not natural.

Small square with what looks like a wire or cord looping over. It’s visible in all the pictures of him walking. He has started buttoning his suit jacket which he rarely did before.

Now when all the toadies stand or sit near him, they all hide their hands. It’s like yes, this is a totally non-weird way to act like a total non-weirdo IHDY.

[DaBronx]

4. Something ain't right

In that barrel of tricks

[hamsterjill]

7. Damn!!! Now you forced me to look at this stupid picture!!! LOL

I just noticed something in the area of where you pinpoint that appears to be quite small. Sorry...but a very honest observation.

I'll be getting off the board now for a while ...have to go and take my alka seltzer to help with the nausea.

Welcome to DU!

[electric_blue68]

16. Hahaha, I hear that.

Always keep a small reserved bottle of "brain bleach" mist handy!

[hamsterjill]

17. That was bad of me, wasn't it???!!! LOL

But I couldn't resist!

Hope you and your sister are well.

[electric_blue68]

18. Haha. And TY!

She's got her aide. Had visits from nurse, and PT person today. Going well as can be so far. 👍

[calimary]

15. Welcome to DU, ajmstpete!

Looks like he’s starting to fall apart, physically.

Don’t walk against the wind, dude! The wind is one of quite a few things that are bigger and more powerful than you’ll EVER be!

[UniqueUserName]

25. JFC!WWATSNSA?IHDY?

(jesus f*cking christ! what's with all the stupid non-standard acronyms? IHDY? ---Google says this collection of letters does not have a standard meaning. Google also suggests HDY might be "how dare you&quot

[dalton99a]

3. .

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/us/politics/boat-strikes-doj-memo-trump.html

[Polly Hennessey]

5. He always looks so sloppy. -10 on being Presidential.

[3auld6phart]

6. Wow

Wind blowen bag orange excrement

[BWdem4life]

8. It was probably the best one of the batch they took. nt

[Deuxcents]

9. 😱

I need some pet videos..quick…I wanna sleep tonight!

[Grim Chieftain]

10. Bloated, bald buffoon bastard.

Yep. That's our president.

[pat_k]

20. I have no problem with bald bastards

It's this bald bastard -- the malignant narcissist-in-chief -- and his absurd comb over that is worthy of our derision. Even when the light is "just right" it calls for pointing and laughter. These days it looks like he is doing the swoop with a total of about 200 hairs.

No wonder he's falling asleep all over the place. It probably takes him hours and hours of fiddling with those few hairs and his bottle of hair spray to achieve that -- whatever it is when he seems to think he is "put together."

Just shave it off and have done it with you deluded vain fuck.

[Grim Chieftain]

24. I really don't care that he's almost bald

My husband is nearly bald. It's just his ego that I have trouble with, and of course his wicked, evil nature. Lord, sometimes he just brings out the worst in me.

[mwmisses4289]

11. Other than he looks like he is sleep walking

that's probably one the few pics of him where he looks kinda like a human being.

[marble falls]

12. "Luke. I am your father."

[Aussie105]

13. Is that a new jacket?

With designed in pocket for his new heart assist pump?

Tie is new too.

[Scrivener7]

26. And I bet he thinks the jacket is posh because it's so shiny.

[Bayard]

14. Ketchup will be flung!

No amount of hairspray or glue can stop a good stiff wind.

[niyad]

19. Okayyyyyyy. . .let's see. .candy floss hair. Wayyyyyy too much orange goop,

and yet he still missed spots. Weird bulges and lines on his jacket's right front. Note the odd pattern on his right sleeve. Jacket pulling/straining at button. And notice how weird and swollen his hand looks (assuming this is not ai slop).

As for the extended image, even weirder. Why do the pant legs seem plastered tto theurr legs. And look how weird the feet of both men look, bent the wrong direction. And the hands look wrong.

If that is not ai--generated, then things are really getting strange.

[NJCher]

21. It's the doctors

Keeping him going, at our expense of course.

[DoBW]

22. whazzz up, Bozo?

total clown

[Skittles]

23. he is so fucking gross