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Die (Original Post) Aviation Pro Nov 2025 OP
No, kill him with kindness. 🪷 usonian Nov 2025 #1
I ain't eatin' that turkey! lastlib Nov 2025 #2
I don't think even the coyotes would want it, MarineCombatEngineer Nov 2025 #3
Well, then, bury it and let the worms have it. lastlib Nov 2025 #4

usonian

(25,318 posts)
1. No, kill him with kindness. 🪷
Fri Nov 14, 2025, 12:02 PM
Nov 2025

He can die laughing, thanks to his favorite jokester.



Or at a sumptuous dinner.




Funny, both are ROASTS!

Speaking of which.



MarineCombatEngineer

(18,060 posts)
3. I don't think even the coyotes would want it,
Fri Nov 14, 2025, 01:06 PM
Nov 2025

hell, not even the vultures would want it either.

lastlib

(28,264 posts)
4. Well, then, bury it and let the worms have it.
Fri Nov 14, 2025, 01:10 PM
Nov 2025

Hyenas in Africa might be hungry and mean enough to scavenge it, but I wouldn't want to damage our relations with Africans by sending it there.

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