Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatal writer's cramp after signing all those pardons with exactly identical signatures?

Hyperventilated while "blowing bubba?"

Shattered by messy public breakup with MTG?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Mussolinied by his bone spurs?

Tangled in the web of his deceitful "weave,' smothered or starved? Nobody knows, or cares.

[malaise]

2. No but

Last edited Sat Nov 15, 2025, 09:07 AM - Edit history (1)

He sure is rattled by the Bestie Jeffrey emails

[hlthe2b]

3. "Do I have to intervene with more and more Epstein files? Well, alrightee, then...

The plan is in play..."

[Coldwater]

4. Died from choking

on his own lies that no Heimlich maneuver could dislodge

[twodogsbarking]

5. Wanting to look like Musk he got a chain saw and held it between his legs when starting it.

Started right up and sliced him in half like a baked yam. Yam, yam, yam, yam, yam,yam

[malaise]

16. I'd pay to watch that

[twodogsbarking]

17. You get in free my friend. Are you dry yet?

[malaise]

18. I never got wet

but thousands weren’t so lucky.

[Joinfortmill]

6. No, but barely limping along.

[surfered]

7. Not soon enough!

[no_hypocrisy]

9. You could be correct.

I've been going with the stress interfering with his adrenals and all that cortisol flooding his system, that effecting his heart.

But I'm now coming around to believe that TSF is a true sociopath and can't register the stress that comes from danger. Sure, he rages around the Oval Office, but once it's out of his system, he's raring to go again.

[SheltieLover]

13. You win the thread!

Poster child for birth control!

[malaise]

15. Perfect

[LymphocyteLover]

8. #2 please!

[2MuchNoise]

10. Bubba came up to him with tears in his eyes, big Bubba, strong Bubba.

[DownriverDem]

11. Think about it

How will we ever know he's dead?

[GopherGal]

12. Yam Growers Council of America

looking to make up for lost revenue due to tariffs, "harvested" him as an alternative revenue stream.

[republianmushroom]

14. Nope, not yet, damn, another dissapointing night, but,

we are a full day closer to that wonderful day that is coming.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. Is he dead yet?

[malaise]

20. Ha

😀