Weird, every one of these is also the name of a condom sold by Trojan...................

[riversedge]

I had to check if Hegseth actually sent out the tweet, and he did --see below.

Link to tweet

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Link to tweet

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Link to tweet

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[badhair77]

1. Will my head ever stop spinning?

I feel like I’m in some kind of twilight zone absent of common sense.

[ananda]

3. Through the funhouse looking glass...

and down the dementia rabbithole
to god knows where....

[Buns_of_Fire]

2. "Mr. President, the secretary is getting his ideas out of a bottle of Jack Daniels again." nt

[Kid Berwyn]

4. Notice no "Magnum."

Little, little Whiskey Dick, right Pete?

[spanone]

5. They have the brains of teenager, barely formed yet.

Fuck Hegseth

[travelingthrulife]

6. No wonder they think 14 year old girls are all grown up.

[tanyev]

7. Either someone's got a serious phallic obsession, or Trojan is paying a lot of $ for product placement.

Maybe both.

[lame54]

8. Funny but not true