Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

He didn't die; some other guy with the same name died?

Killed in traffic accident while heading to the high school graduation of his "girlfriend" from years ago?

Divinely struck down while citing scripture for his purpose?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[hlthe2b]

1. "This is unacceptable!..."

[Orrex]

2. I'll try harder tomorrow!

[hlthe2b]

4. ...

[surfered]

8. You're doing fine. I think the post was about the fact Trump was not dead was unacceptable

[surfered]

3. Still hoping for an incident on the golf course

[niyad]

11. Any or all!

[electric_blue68]

50. BAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Especially the alligator! 😄

[Ocelot II]

5. I think we have to broaden the question, as there are people all over the world who are asking.

Er han død ennå?
Ist er schon tot?
Er hann dáinn ennþá?
Он уже мертв?
Est-il déjà mort?
È già morto?
¿Ha muerto ya?

[niyad]

12. A most thoughtful suggestion.

[electric_blue68]

51. Snort!

[Buddyzbuddy]

6. Dead to MTG.

Dead below the waist to his 3rd wife. To 4 out of 5 doctors he's as good as.

[SheltieLover]

7. Fatal skull fracture from butting heads with mtg?

[twodogsbarking]

36. Rock meet hard place.

[SheltieLover]

38. Yup

[Blue Owl]

43. LOL

Or he got too close to her “workout zone” and got a foot in the face

[SheltieLover]

48. ...

[malaise]

9. No but

he was mentioned in more than 1,600 of the 2,324 email threads released by the House Oversight Committee.

Let that sink in

[SheltieLover]

26. Sounds as if he were involved in every act of trafficking & CHILD RAPE, doesn't it?

🤔

[malaise]

34. Yah think?

😀😂😀

[SheltieLover]

35. Not only a perp, but a partner

[AllaN01Bear]

40. i wonder what other mischief he is in as well?

[malaise]

44. Nothing is impossible with this low-life

Rec

[AllaN01Bear]

45. yeppers. :)

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. This

[niyad]

18. A truly remarkable woman!

[SheltieLover]

27. Keep dreaming my friend!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Soon!

[twodogsbarking]

13. Visits the National Zoo at reopening and is pelted in poop thrown by the animals and is suffocated by shit.

He was screaming "I can't breathe". Poetic justice.

[Blumancru]

22. Suffocated by gorilla shit

Or yak shit is a notch funnier. Just some specific kind of animal shit. Snout is also inherently a funny word. So, “Suffocated after his snout is packed tightly by flung gorilla shit” works.

[twodogsbarking]

32. You know your shit. Thanks.

[Dave Bowman]

14. Yes and no. He's more like a zombie who hates brains.

[surfered]

17. Speaking of Zombies...

[niyad]

19. Snicker!

[SheltieLover]

28. Lol

[CTyankee]

33. Good one!

[Dave Bowman]

46. Lol!

[twodogsbarking]

16. Zombie Herman Cain comes back and says "it is all your fault that so many died".

Then Trump enters into the hereafter. Herman was here after Trump.

[twodogsbarking]

20. I want to see his birth certificate. He looks much older than 79.

Someone should ask.

[58Sunliner]

21. The angel of mercy is falling down on the job.

[Nigrum Cattus]

23. this might help - voodoo doll

https://www.etsy.com/listing/600510693/trump-voodoo-doll?dd_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ecosia.org%2F

[surfered]

25. I've been using a hammer and nail on mine

[SheltieLover]

30. ...

[txwhitedove]

31. Bookmarked!

[Phentex]

24. Prisoners escape and destroy him

they hate pedophiles

[Blue Full Moon]

29. Exhausted waiting for

[DBoon]

37. He's alive!

[republianmushroom]

39. Another disappointing night, damn, but maybe today.

We are a day closer. Hopefully soon.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

41. I am hoping that RFK is in charge of trump's medical care

[AllaN01Bear]

42. greetings from the night shift.

[malaise]

47. LOL

😀

[Joinfortmill]

49. Not yet, but soon to be shunned by most of the world