Trump, 79, Crashes Wedding to Ramble About Heaven

[Zorro]

President Donald Trump crashed a wedding taking place at his Mar-a-Lago resort on Friday to lecture the happy couple on how he might connive his way through the pearly gates.

While speaking with the bride and groom, Trump became distracted when he saw right-wing radio host Eric Metaxas and began shouting that the man would be his ticket into heaven.

“He’s going to get me into heaven!” Trump said, shaking Metaxas’ hand.

The prominent Trump supporter and children’s book author replied: “I want to talk to him about getting into heaven… but not here. Not here.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-79-crashes-wedding-to-ramble-about-heaven/

IMO this is how DJT thinks he will escape justice here on earth...and it can't come soon enough...

[RockRaven]

1. Hmm...

[moose65]

15. Is this what other presidents did on the weekends??

I just can’t see Obama or Biden having these giant parties every weekend. I can’t see them schmoozing with liberal pundits or “influencers.”

[Shipwack]

29. It wasn't even his own party...

He crashed someone else’s wedding reception! He probably thought he was doing them a favor by interrupting the festivities. 🙄

[PJMcK]

51. Why would they get married at his club?

They’re probably MAGA and wanted Trump to show up.

[Shipwack]

52. At this point that is 100% correct! nt

[OAITW r.2.0]

56. You betcha there's a Presidential Appearance Fee. Details of prices handled offline.

[Chasstev365]

2. If Trump gets into heaven with no strings attached, count me out.

[ananda]

19. Yeah, I'd rather be in hell with anybody than heaven with Trump.

[Nasruddin]

31. Good Place

Yep, he's going to the Good Place.
(The original one)

[niyad]

3. Everyone involved in this little crass event is scum. I have zero

sympathhyy for anyione who would hold an event there. eric m is reichwing scum (30 children's books?). the groom is reichwing scum. They all deserve each other.

[johnnyfins]

33. Seriously. 30 children's books?

Aren't these the same people that scream about indoctrination? Eric M, and that fucking radio weasel with the fake University. Prager. They're all tv preachers fleecing the flock.

I don't know when the reckoning is gonna come, but it will. And these scumbags will be BEGGING for mercy. I have lots of popcorn.

[niyad]

46. Several of those "children's books" were about pedo rapist krasnov.

Thank you for reminding me to get my holiday popcorn order in!

[lame54]

4. When is that hole going to open up beneath him

[BigMin28]

5. I can't feel sorry

for the lucky couple. Imagine what he charges to book a wedding at that hideous place? Anywhere would be better than his place.

[Dave Bowman]

6. That dump keeps failing health inspections. Yuck.

[niyad]

48. The groom (cannot say about the bride) is a wealthy pedo humper, so they

can afford it. Definitely no class or taste!

[eShirl]

7. Not weird at all.

I'm convinced it's Alzheimer's.

[Vinca]

8. The way he's hoovering up loot, he seems to think he can buy his way in.

[rampartd]

9. droit du siegneur

they have mar a lago weddings so that dear leader can perform these kind of duties.

before long he may be officiating at moonie style mass nuptials.

[pfitz59]

13. Before long he'll be demanding

primum noctum

[rampartd]

18. you say latin i say french

i think the "beautiful secret" is that rich old men demand virginity, but blowing bubba" is not a language i can guess.

so how come ...... we care who bubba is and don't notice it is trump doing the blowing?

[mercuryblues]

54. My guess is Putin.

[popsdenver]

34. Any Republican

that wants to get in his good graces throws parties, weddings, retreats down there, because the amazing amount they have to pay, goes straight into Trump's pocket.......But the number of people the place can take is rather limited.....Just why the hell do you think he is so intent on the White House Ballroom that seats 900 dinner guests.....

[rampartd]

47. i figured the ball room was for the miss pre teen america contest

[popsdenver]

55. Nah,

When he has his uber rich dinners down at Mar-a-Lago, he charges 5K a plate, but it is a small occupancy, (90 people Max), and he has to pay for staff, food etc.

If he gets his Ballroom, his grifting can explode exponentially ...............It will seat 900 people, and all expenses, for everything, staff, catering, cleaning, wait staff, kitchen staff, organizing, increased secret service, etc are paid by the taxpayers since it is a "White House" formal dinner.... He is planning on sending out his own personal invitations, and the RSVP will be sent back to him, including whatever he wants to charge per plate.. That way, there are no records of WHO attended, and HE gets to keep all the money Cute, Huh.......
He is also offering permanent floor tiles or wall stones?, for Large Donations by the Uber rich, top 1%pers, and esp. Corporations who have business with the government currently, .....or ones hoping to get in on the grift favoritism by sucking up to Trump. He is already doing a ton of that stuff, but this opens up a whole new universe......Soon, if he already isn't doing it, he will demand, from all his CABAL a share of the money they are collecting in their grifts....(Think Kristy Noem and others, including one Supreme Court justice in particular who has made his entire career into a humongous Grift in exchange for his vote)

[helpisontheway]

10. He is going straight to hell! Nt

[RT Atlanta]

11. the fact that 'heaven' seems to be on his mind so much....

Is incredibly telling to me....

donnie has likely been told that given all his 'beautiful MRIs lately' (what kind of healthy person has 2 MRIs in a single year) that the finish line is in sight for him....

Also, putting aside my comments about the newly wed couple choosing to get married at that shithole, what kind of asshole crashes a fucking wedding to steal the spotlight?!? (that's a rhetorical question for the current WH occupant).

[3catwoman3]

24. He's definitely worried about something.

It's certainly a new topic for him.

[niyad]

49. This is not the first wedding he has crashed at the roach motel.

[MineralMan]

12. Hey, Donald! There is no Heaven. There is no Hell.

You live. You die. You did not exist before you were born. You will not exist after you die. You get the time you get.

And guess what? You have wasted almost 80 years already. Time's running out for you. Think about it. Think about your life. How did you live it?

But remember: When you die, none of that will matter to you. You will no longer exist. Ponder that, Donny.

Note to readers: The above is my belief. You might believe something else. But that's what I believe

[keep_left]

22. LOL...your philosophy reminds me of a verse from "Facts of Life"...

...by King Crimson.

Nobody knows what happens when you die
Nobody knows what happens when you die
Believe what you want, it doesn't mean you're right
Nobody knows and that is a fact of life
That is a fact!

[MineralMan]

25. Its just atheism.

Simple.

[keep_left]

42. Well, you get my respect--and that's coming from someone...

...who does hold some religious conviction (though that conviction is rather unorthodox, even dissident, especially when compared to that of my youth).



edit: original post self-deleted--responded to myself in error.

[Fil1957]

14. Good luck with that! Go for it Donald!

[H2O Man]

16. Good.

Anyone who gets married there deserves to have the ceremony ruined.

[3catwoman3]

26. Maybe anyone who gets married there...

...is hoping that their wedding will get crashed.

[H2O Man]

27. True.

[tinrobot]

17. Perhaps he should try getting into heaven ASAP.

[niyad]

50. This evening (EST) would be good.

[Orrex]

20. If Biden had done this?

The media would talk about nothing but the 25th Amendment for the remainder of his term.

[Permanut]

21. Mango Mussolini can be assured of his future.

He will be spending eternity with Eric Metaxas, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh and other "conservatives" and "Christians".

[Buddyzbuddy]

23. I hear confession does wonders for your soul.

[Javaman]

28. This is concerning

If he is actually dying or thinks he’s dying, he could do something truly horrific to “leave his mark”

He’s into a complete state of delusion now

Shit gets weirder

[Raven123]

30. Newsflash Donald: God has seen the Epstein Files

And Satan has your place warmed and ready for you

[SeattleVet]

32. He's going to be very surprised when he gets to the golden gates and its turned away...

then finds out that God is a Black woman.

[Clouds Passing]

35. So the mango misery maker is terrified of hell

[UT_democrat]

36. He heard about a buffet

of McDonalds burgers and fries.

[Wild blueberry]

37. Book your wedding at Lard-a-Margo and what do you expect?

Demented Dotard leering and rambling. And you have to pay him.
Yuck.

[MurrayDelph]

39. When you book a party at the circus

you sorta expect the head clown to show up.

Especially if there's going to be free cake.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

40. Getting married at Mar a Lardo

[W_HAMILTON]

41. LMAO, with all Trump's recent talk about making it to heaven...

...it seems said narcissist doesn't have as much faith in his health as some of those that try to downplay his current health issues...

"Every president should have an MRI!"



You know who you are.

[LilElf70]

43. Getting into heaven?

Never in a million years. I don't care what planet he is on, there's just no room for him. His corruption must not go beyond his current state.

Just stop and think of the millions that have died on his watch. Mostly because of his actions and inability to make rational decisions and policies. His first session was by far, his worst.

[paleotn]

44. Just die, ya bastard!

You'll never even know you didn't reach fairytale bullshit.

[Montauk6]

45. Will he be riding a fine Arab Charger then?

[QueerDuck]

53. He's dying! His doctor has given him a "dead-by" date...

I'm almost certain of that.