Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stampeded by cattle illegally carried into the country on the backs of immigrants?

Whiplash from doing a 180 on the release of the Epstein files?

Coronary after being thrown out of the wedding that he crashed?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. No but wait until his MAGAts see the cost

of their fake Christmas trees, lights and decorations.

It will be a “tariffic” Christmas

[niyad]

3. So stealing "tarrific" !!!

[malaise]

6. All yours

Things are “tariffic”

[dalton99a]

5. +1

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

9. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

15. Not soon enough

[SheltieLover]

17. 79 yrs ago would've been soon enough...

[surfered]

14. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

18. Hold the vision!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[hlthe2b]

4. "Disappointing for those just waking up... for ALL just waking up..."

sigh...

[Joinfortmill]

7. No, but the rotting from the inside is beginning to show on the outside....and it ain't pretty, people.

[SheltieLover]

8. Failed to awaken from a spontaneous public nap?

[twodogsbarking]

10. Hello all.

At the annual turkey pardoning Trump boasts that he knows more about pardoning than anyone and Biden and Obama had the turkeys killed and Sarah Palin plucked them. Later when he was cuddled with his prince friend the news announced that Trump had pardoned Michelle and Barack. That is when he learned the names of the turkeys and exploded killing himself and Prince Sawyaup.

[malaise]

13. Prince Sawyaup - I should not laugh but

Bwaaaaah!

[surfered]

20. Good one

[niyad]

29. Same here!

[Duncanpup]

11. Unfortunately not yet.

No luck on death by stampede as Bessent spent the weekend on horseback roping up all the cattle the immigrants brought with them.

[surfered]

12. No, but he will be if he can't pressure 41 Senators to vote against release of the files

[DeeDeeNY]

16. Hugged to death by Marjorie Taylor Greene as she

pleads with him to not be mad at her because she still supports him on everything except the Epstein files.

[QueerDuck]

19. In the dim glow of a flickering street lamp, shadows danced over ...

In the dim glow of a flickering street lamp, shadows danced over the lifeless figure sprawled on the Ellipse. It was a night like any other, yet fate had a twisted sense of humor. He'd been a clumsy ghost, stumbling through life, and maybe it was that American flag—a patriot’s emblem—tangled around his feet that pulled him down with ironic grace.

The thud of his head against the unforgiving asphalt echoed in the silence, a final punctuation mark on a life filled with missteps. The pavement drank in the crimson tide, whispering secrets of a man whose own blunders and corruption had led to a tragic end, unseen by any eyes but the waiting night.

[surfered]

22. That's poetic!! But I was hoping for him falling head first in the Port-O-Potty at the Ballroom construction site.

[SheltieLover]

25. Wahahaha!

[surfered]

37. 🙏

[SheltieLover]

24. A hollow thud...

[twodogsbarking]

21. Musical wives

Donald is a father to five children total. He shares sons Eric and Donald Trump Jr., plus daughter Ivanka Trump, with late ex-wife Ivana Trump, daughter Tiffany Trump with ex-wife Marla Maples and Barron with current wife Melania Trump, who can say fuck you Donald in seventy-five languages..

[niyad]

27. 5 that we know of. ooh..... I forgot about the women he paid (forced??)

to have abortions.

[twodogsbarking]

23. Followed in the footsteps of Richard Cory.

So on we worked, and waited for the light,

And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;

And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,

Went home and put a bullet through his head.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. Just asking

[niyad]

28. I had to go look up the bessent cattle thing. Still shaking my head.

[surfered]

38. Who had Immigrant Cattle Cooties on their Bingo card?

[niyad]

40. Not I !!!

[republianmushroom]

30. Another disappointing morning, damn, but the day is young

and we are a day closer.

[Wicked Blue]

31. Epsteined into oblivion

[generalbetrayus]

32. Dies of embarrassment after Colorado governor Jared Polis releases Tina Peters and sends her to the Orange House

where she demolishes him in a lying contest.

[Marcuse]

33. The boys in the newsroom got a running bet.

[electric_blue68]

34. I, waking up, and amongst first group of thoughts besides "to do's" is "I don't hear any cheering out my window"...so...

I guess he's not dead yet.

Sigh....
1) he's still with us
2) that it's come to having these early wake up thoughts, instead of just normal thoughts (of course, these are not normal times. Sigh)

[GaYellowDawg]

35. No, but every day is one day closer.

I would say until he's pushing up daisies, but no self-respecting daisy would grow there. I think when Trump goes, he should be cremated, have his ashes mixed into ceramic, and cast into a toilet for a homeless shelter.

[niyad]

36. Ohhh, I do like that thought! He would finally be of use.

I generally think all people are useful, some as compost if nothing else, but he is far too toxic to be compost.

[generalbetrayus]

39. Perhaps his ashes could be the first deposit in the Donald J. Trump Memorial Toxic Waste Dump at Merde-a-Lardo.