Trump is a MENTAL INFANT. He wanted a "chandelier in the Oval Office" but the ceiling couldn't handle the weight.

[Miles Archer]

White House staff were forced to step in to stop President Donald Trump from hanging a potentially damaging chandelier in the Oval Office, according to a new book by Republican strategist Scott Jennings.

The problem wasn’t aesthetic. It was physics. The ceiling couldn’t hold it, Jennings writes in A Revolution of Common Sense: How Donald Trump Stormed Washington and Fought for Western Civilization.

In the $25 book, CNN’s resident MAGA pundit recounts a visit to the Oval Office when Trump floated the idea from behind the Resolute Desk: “I’m thinking of putting a chandelier in here… Right through the shield there on the ceiling.”

However, White House staff later investigated the request, Jennings writes, discovering that the Oval Office ceiling “couldn’t hold the weight.” CNN reported in March that Trump had “toyed” with the idea of hanging the light fixture.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-staff-had-to-kill-trumps-physically-impossible-oval-office-chandelier-says-scott-jennings/

[dalton99a]

1. He could add a gold-painted beam to support the chandelier

[Traildogbob]

2. The very old

Floor can’t handle HIS weight.

[Coventina]

3. Please proceed, Mr. President.

Please hang the heaviest, glitteriest, most gold-encrusted chandelier you can find, right over your desk!

[Ocelot II]

4. But what if he'd had it installed anyhow, and Karma had her way with him?

A shudder and a deafening crash; staff rush in to see nothing but a jumble of plaster, debris, wires, crystals, cankles and a red necktie?

[hlthe2b]

5. Stephen Miller looks pretty lightweight. Paint him in gold and let him hold a hanging glitter lightbulb...

(No, I was not advocating for a harmful form of affixing him to the ceiling... )

[flvegan]

6. Should have put up the tiniest chandalier, a la Spinal Tap's Stonehenge.

Could have been yet another daily public embarrassment for him.

[spanone]

7. Fuck scott jennings.

[TheBlackAdder]

8. Simple solution: Tear down the Oval Office and make a larger irregular gold-leaf walled Dodecagon.

We all know it's coming.

[Norbert]

9. The guy that took his Physics test for him

Didn't tell him about Newtons laws of gravity so it wasn't Krasnov's fault.