"So now you have unlimited water to clean your damn dishes, okay? And other things. Your hands."

[Miles Archer]

Trump, 79, Rambles Through Speech to McDonald’s Executives

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-79-rambles-through-speech-to-mcdonalds-executives/

“The equipment is so good. The B2 Bomber. Stealth. They never saw them,” Trump said after reenacting watching the strikes from the Situation Room, adding sound effects in the process. “It was the most amazing thing.”

“You had no water. I was with some of the people who make them, Whirlpool and others. They said, ‘Sir, they won’t give us the water to use in our dishwashers or to use in our washing machines. The washing machines have no water. It’s like a glass of water, a half a glass of water. We need water,’” Trump said.

“I said ‘How bad is it? He said [for] the dishwasher, they put the dishes in and they just keep pressing the button. They end up using more water. So I gave them, as you know, unlimited water,” he claimed.

“Biden came back with a rigged election and he immediately restricted the water again. I came back in and immediately unrestricted it again, so now you have unlimited water to clean your damn dishes, okay? And other things. Your hands.”

[Solly Mack]

1. Demento Pimento Cheese

[KentuckyWoman]

2. Sincere question

Is this in the same bunch of blathering where he said beef prices are so high because illegals brought their cows over the wall? Or some such? Because I'd genuinely like a demonstration of how exactly they trained the cows to get over that big black beautiful wall...

[FM123]

5. Yep.

Next thing you know, he's going to say the cows jumped over the moon, and the dishes ran away with the spoon.

[mountain grammy]

3. Oh wow. How inspiring!

🤪.

[tanyev]

4. Why do successful people continue to sit there and indulge this nonsense?

Get up and walk out.

[LudwigPastorius]

6. Another roomful of bozos applauding the Emperor's new clothes.

They're all sitting there like it's perfectly normal for the President to speak for 45 minutes like somebody that was just bashed in the head with a Louisville Slugger.

[DET]

7. Lord, how much longer?

[nolabear]

8. Who'd-a thunk we'd ever get here?

It’s practically a cliché, the Mad King and hand-wringing ministers, unable and unwilling and too greedy to point out that he’s barking, slavering mad!