Tennessee far-right pastor fears 'gay beam' airport scanner will make him queer

[QueerDuck]

Well, this is from April... but it's new to me. I sweartagahd... some people's children!

Just when we thought we'd seen it all from the far right.

https://www.advocate.com/news/pastor-airport-scanners-gay



That's him on the left. (He reminds me a little of Avery Schreiber)

[Permanut]

1. No worries..

Just walk backwards through it and it makes you straight again.

[MustLoveBeagles]

9. Lol

[electric_blue68]

11. Snort!

[QueerDuck]

30. Ha! 🤣😂🤪

[John Coktosten]

2. 🤣

I have a feeling that this freak already has been hit by that "gay beam" several times!

😅🤣😂

[Initech]

3. I'm sure he's got a very interesting Grindr search history!

[Bev54]

4. No doubt but now he has something to blame.

[Irish_Dem]

5. Yes he is blaming his sexual feelings on airport beams.

Making it external to himself.

He also sounds quite psychotic.

This man should not be around children.
He will blame airport beams for acting out sexually.

[Jim__]

6. He should avoid airports. Just stay home.

[QueerDuck]

7. It could be that he wants to avoid the scanner in hopes that he'll be patted down by a hot TSA agent.

Everyone is thinking it... I just said it out loud.

[Abstractartist]

8. Hmmmm maybe too late

Ok so (IMO) he was caught in a homosexual affair and is saying total bullshit to his ilk flock to say… it want my fault, it’s the gay beam at the airport…. Yeah right dude….

[QueerDuck]

29. That sounds reasonable.

🤣😂

[MustLoveBeagles]

10. Wow 😳

[electric_blue68]

12. Shhh...should we tell him where the other "gay beams" are?

[TheBlackAdder]

18. 5G 😁

[electric_blue68]

22. 😱😱😱 😄

[usonian]

13. Sorry, he's already been had, by

Yup, some secret agent at that Straight Christian Firing Range got him.

[QueerDuck]

14. 🤣😂🤣😂

[Norrrm]

15. Andrew, do you get dental x-rays? Do you use cordless/cell phones?

[DiverDave]

16. Projection

Just Projection.

[TheBlackAdder]

17. Now he has an excuse when he's caught diddling.

[Vinca]

19. From the looks of him, he'd even be rejected by a couch.

[GiqueCee]

20. What a...

... fuckin' idiot. Everyone knows it's the jet contrails that sizzle your fajizzle.

[riversedge]

21. And I am sure he calls himself an adult!!

[BBbats]

23. Tell Him It'll Make His TallyWhacker Bigger!

Bet he'd try to run through the beam at least ten times!

[QueerDuck]

25. OMG... My grandmother used that word 😂🤣🥰

[Laffy Kat]

24. More and more frequently, I am soooo embarrassed about....

Being from Tennessee, originally.

[2MuchNoise]

26. Yeah, he's reached cruising altitude more than once.

[SWBTATTReg]

27. The stupidity some exhibit is more than even I expected. Didn't these people go to a school, or something similar?

The stupid is so bad that it literally hurts!

[QueerDuck]

28. Perhaps he was home-schooled...

which is just another word for indoctrinated with wacky beliefs. I'll bet he also advocates the anti-vax/ivermectin agenda.