FBI protecting Patel's girlfriend from complete obscurity

[BaronChocula]

Last edited Wed Nov 19, 2025, 06:48 PM - Edit history (1)

Alleged country music artist Alexis Wilkins doesn't have any hits or major awards to her name, but she's looking to change all that. Or her FBI director boyfriend Kash Patel is.

"My girl is badass. BADASS!" said Patel between snorts from inside a bathroom stall at the Delancy Rooftop night club in Manhattan. He continued "Pretty soon everybody's gonna know it because now she has an entourage. Beyonce's got the Beehive. My baby got the Kashbox. BOOYAH!"

Upon leaving the stall Patel was asked how he met Alexis Wilkins. He responded "who?"

[Tribetime]

1. All these Maga girlfriends/wives are so lucky to be surrounded by such good looking

Studs like drump and kash

[chowder66]

2. LOL!!