Is this real? JD Vance in a tux.

[mcar]

There’s no way this is real

— Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) 2025-11-20T23:46:04.017Z

[cloudbase]

1. Must be a rental.

[mcar]

18. Right? Dude can afford his own damn tux

[montanacowboy]

2. Yes I think it was from

the big dinner for Bone Saw

[WarGamer]

3. real, indeed...

[QueerDuck]

6. And no undershirt. Tacky.

[rsdsharp]

8. He couldn't fit one under that thing.

[brer cat]

13. That is the first thing I noticed. Tacky indeed.

[haele]

20. Friar Tux will fit you for the tuxedo there in the shop

And advise you on the best accessories to ensure you look good.
He was in the Marines, an undershirt is required under all dress type shirts, no matter if they were work shirts or Dinner Dress White.
Doesn't he have a staffer to get him ready for state events? His wife? (Or was she even there?)
Someone must really, really hate him.

[Deuxcents]

28. No undershirt or cheap shirt

[Probatim]

54. Thank you!

I wouldn't be caught dead in a button down shirt without a t-shirt. It's so gross.

[Sneederbunk]

26. Have never seen Melania so animated.

[Bavorskoami]

33. That eagle!

What is the story with the repeated use of that eagle? and the "V" above it? Seems kind of evocative of Roman ceasar imagery. Is it a subliminal reference to his World Liberty Financial crypto coin business that is advertised with a photo of Trump and a differently styled eagle?

[QueerDuck]

4. A prom tux. A groomsman rental.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤡🤡🤡

[Walleye]

5. What a dork!

[QueerDuck]

9. Too much Maybelline.

[Walleye]

14. 😆

💄

[sheshe2]

7. OMG!

The comments @ BSky are hilarious!

‪FormerGregSamsa‬
‪@formergregsamsa.bsky.social‬
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Is... he lactating?

‪thepissedoldlady.bsky.social‬
‪@thepissedoldlady.bsky.social‬

Your comment was perfect! I was only going to ask if he left his bra at home 🤣

‪Minnesota Girl‬
‪@kimmesota.bsky.social‬

Even his shirt wears eyeliner

Thanks for the laugh, mcar. 🤣

[QueerDuck]

11. Lactating !? 🤣😂

I thought it was pit stains. But that theory is amusing too! 😂🤣🤡🤪

[sheshe2]

15. Well, that big belly sure looks like he delivered recently.

I don't think that photographer likes him very much.

[Maru Kitteh]

23. OMG I'm just dying laughing over here! Thanks sheshe, this was

a fantastic way to end my day.

[sheshe2]

30. IKR! 😆

I wonder if Usha gave him some ‘fashion’ advice…for revenge.

Sleep tight, Maru.

[TheBlackAdder]

48. That explains the moobs.

[QueerDuck]

52. Yikes!

It's a brown/tan stain... so I wonder if he could be lactating GRAVY! (For Trump.)

[newdeal2]

12. Must be nervous, sweating like a pig

Then again he is sitting next to Mister Bone Saw.

[TheBlackAdder]

49. Perhaps it's the battery-powered Ben Wahs doing what they do.

[mcar]

19. They are hysterical, but WTF?

Dude is really, really rich. Why is he wearing a Ken doll costume?

[sheshe2]

31. I think Usha is advising him....

And getting a bit of revenge after seeing the photo of JD and the widow Kirk.

[Cha]

42. Thanks for those laughs, she..

Whoa.. now I have to go back and look at that ugly Vice pig.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

46. LOL I was wondering the same thing

[LetMyPeopleVote]

56. Betty Bowers is amused

This is the cheapest-looking tux shirt ever. And what is that stain on the left side of JD Vance's chest? Is he lactating?

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2025-11-21T21:06:36.510Z

[Irish_Dem]

10. I thought they made drag shows illegal.

Men aren't allowed to dress up like women.

[Paladin]

16. Gratifyingly awful image of an awful person.

Jeez, even trump looks better than that in a tux.

[mr715]

17. Penguins don't lactate

What a gross man.

[FHRRK]

21. He sure doesn't clean up good

He also seems to have fairly large weight swings, so maybe an old tux?

[mcar]

22. Who would buy that horrible thing?

[FHRRK]

25. The main issue is the shirt

No undershirt as mentioned above. Poorly fitting, he looks very soft, marshmallow, not to body slam, but damn go buy a white compression tank JD.

He is just really an odd guy. Thus he will never win another National election. If this guy was a Dem the MAGAts would be all over the eye shadow and soft body.

Edit to add…. And the bow tie, buy a new one and never untie it, hell buy a half dozen.

Dude looks like a college frat boy who throws his clothes on the floor (clean or dirty) and threw on a tux used a week early and he was on an all night bender.

[senseandsensibility]

47. Yeah, the shirt is atrocious

It looks like some kind of western cowboy costume shirt, but there is something wrong with the tie too.

[Sparkly]

24. Did he rent that?

He looks a little... uncomfortable.

[Historic NY]

27. Was he waiting on the table?

[underpants]

29. I'm seeing - "son of a plantation owner" here.

[kacekwl]

32. Looks like a birthday party

Magician.

[RandySF]

34. He needed an undershirt

[Abolishinist]

36. Not only that, but those two black vertical stripes are hideous IMO.

Admission: I have a tux, which I wear once a year. My shirt is NOT a see-through one like he's wearing, nor do I recall ever SEEING one like this.

[Abolishinist]

35. I would have preferred his other outfit.

[QueerDuck]

45. Fresh out of the box... still creased, never pressed... worn once, never worn again...

and donated to a thrift store.

[RandySF]

37. His beard is a mess.

As if he’s been on a bender.

[Gore1FL]

38. Don't laugh, it's also his 9th grade choir uniform. nt

[oasis]

39. Stanky mofo!

[Bread and Circuses]

40. His aides must really hate him

[rubbersole]

41. He's been in a tux a lot on TV lately.

On "South Park". Screwing tsf. Literally.

[Raine]

43. His clothes never seem to fit him right, pants too short, shirt too tight,

can't get it together, maybe he's not allowed to dress or look better then Trump. 🤔

[JI7]

44. The guy is just weird .

[Stacey Grove]

50. Mediocre white male

[LudwigPastorius]

51. It's a Sears Toughskins Tuxedo.

In "Husky" size.

[sheshe2]

53. I love this OP!

[Dulcinea]

55. He looks drunk in that picture.

Or maybe just nervous, sweaty, & wishing he was somewhere else where he's not so awkward & out of place. And why can't he get a tux that fits properly? I'm no expert, but don't tux rental shops have consultants for that?

[Jersey Devil]

57. The tie isn't much better than the shirt

Looks like the tie accidentally went through the washing machine.