Our national nightmare could be over tommorrow ...

[marble falls]

If someone in the White House told Taco that Barrack Obama can hold his breath for 20 minutes.

[Dave Bowman]

1. Obama can also jump off a cliff and land safely without a scratch.

[PCIntern]

3. You remind me of the old joke

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About the guy in the bar who tells other guy that the wind current at the top of the building is such that you can step off and not fall…
So they go up to the top of the building and sure enough the guy making the claim steps off and just stands there remarkably. The Second guy steps off, then plunges 20 stories to his death on the sidewalk. When the first guy goes down to the bar, the bartender says “Clark Kent. You need to cut that stuff out.“

[Dave Bowman]

4. Lol!

[ailsagirl]

16. Thanks for the laugh

I really needed that

[electric_blue68]

22. Oh, no! 😄

[Probatim]

26. Clark - you're a mean mf'er when you're drunk.

Is how I heard it.

[Submariner]

9. Nice try, but we tried the Tide POD challenge

in 2017 when Obama ate 9 Tide Pods washed down with 2 Cascade Pods, but cankles wouldn't put down his bucket of Original Recipe.

[marble falls]

12. We sailors know how to handle him, we'd take him on the strip, get him drunk, tattoed and dare him.

[lastlib]

20. Or put 'im in bed with the captain's daughter....

[marble falls]

23. Oh jeez, were you at Great Lakes? We had a cadence call that went ...

hup two, three and a quarter,
I'm in love with the captain's daughter
captain, captain he's a sucker
He don't know I'm going to ....... I'll let you figure the rest out.

[lastlib]

25. No, I just remembered this:

"Way hey and up she rises,
Way hey and up she rises,
Way hey and up she rises,
Early in the mornin'"

Wow, that's, um, eye-opening!

[marble falls]

28. Were you guys being train for whaling????

[struggle4progress]

2. oh goody! then we could have hot pants vance or maybe even smirking mike as prez!

[marble falls]

6. Vance would be better than TACO.

[AZ8theist]

13. That's questionable.

[3catwoman3]

27. I agree. There is no one, no one at all, in the entire...

...line of succession that I would be happy about.

Every Republican office holder would have to be wiped out, rather like the Designated Survivor television show.

[calimary]

17. Not sure about that.

TACO the Terrible has already given him ideas and showed him a template for implementation.

[Exp]

18. JD is the REAL Project 2025 / Heritage Found / Peter Thiel pick. See below::::

https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/07/16/jd-vance-and-peter-thiel-what-to-know-about-the-relationship-between-trumps-vp-pick-and-the-billionaire/

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/06/jd-vance-trump-vp

https://www.politico.com/interactives/2024/jd-vance-inner-circle-guide/

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1l55gql/remember_vance_was_handpicked_by_the_heritage/

[Morbius]

21. I can't agree with that.

I believe he might be a great deal worse, if only because he's not scatterbrained like our current President.

[niyad]

8. We do already. .him and pee wee german, etc. krasnov is the bright, shiny

distraction. Plus, he is too lazy to actually work. He simply performs.

[soldierant]

15. I agree that anyone else in the line of succession could very will be just as bad or sorse.

but I also think it so likely he is going to die in office anyway that we're going to see that anyway.

Thank God Miller is not in the line of succesion.

[Solly Mack]

5. Oh, now. You know that fucker would just lie and claim he held his for 30 minutes.

[Goonch]

7. ;-{)

[marble falls]

11. I'd vote him the only exception to the two term limit.

[SCantiGOP]

10. Dum spero spiro

“While I breathe, I hope.”
Motto for state of South Carolina.

[stage left]

19. I've always loved our motto.

Just like I love our national motto. E Pluribus Unum.
And everybody has to replace them with In God we trust.

[Trueblue1968]

14. Could he pleasr be six feet under ????

[mdbl]

24. ROFL